This is what Eb’s post looks like in Firefail, I mean Firefox. Thanks to redthehaze from the JIRC for the notification and screenshot.

Nis would like to add…This is thanks to ebzero’s failure to post properly and has now been fix. Rejoice, our dear firefox users.

I know that everyone on the intarwebz lovez da games, so I’m here today to tell you all about a game thats very near to my heart. It is entitled Chelsea and the 7 Devil or more commonly Bunny Must Die. Now I know what you are saying “But Eb, I HATE murdering innocent little fluffy bunnies” rest assured that there is no actual bunny murder (unless you count cosplay bunnies). You see this story revolves around a girl named Bunny who is told by some genie bunny to go kill something in order to obtain I can only assume is the single largest haul of carrots on the moon. I don’t know I’m not japanese and I can’t read it so what I am left with is a girl in a bunny suit that can control the flow of time. This game is in a genre called the castleroid, meaning that it was modeled after; can you guess it? THATS RIGHT! Castlevania and Metroid. It is also the only game that I have ever played with an icepack on my nads because the learning curve stomped all over them. Anyone who reads this owes it to themselves to at least PLAY this super fun platforming game that all other amateur games WISH they could be.

And now here is a gameplay sample for your consumption. (Made by our own Cyber34)

And here is a spoiler-rific video of the final fight done by ME! (Play some cool music while you watch, I forgot to record the audio)

Thanks for reading this very long first post by me and go try out the game, you can find it free with a bit of google-fu. Oh and if you don’t like it well…

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A quickie here, Jerkpop has its Unofficial Official (or maybe Official Unofficial, or maybe just my) goal. Our new goal is to get our site so big, that Topless Robot’s(which is an amazing site by the way, if you don’t go to it 5 times a day, I SUGGEST YOU START) Rob Bricken would agree to be guest on the podcast. Wouldn’t this make us all orgasm in joy? It sure would make me. A side note, Japanator’s (also known as mother) Podtoid-San was over half Jerkpop tonight. So please listen to PTS 50 when it comes out. Cyber34 and I will be doing a co write up, which will be released after Jtor released the podcast.

Now, because I’m terrible at thinking of things to use as a story, Kimmy proposed the idea of me posting up the stupid little doodles I do when I have all too much time on my hands. This would be the first one I’ve done.

Of course, it’s stupid, and very badly drawn, but it does have a little back story if you would allow me to explain. Everyone knows Nis right? Of course you do, the guy with the noticeable Asian accent who records and edits all of our Podcasts. Well, believe it or not, he’s quite the lady’s man. I won’t really go into details about it because he’d likely kill me for it, but that pretty much explains his harem.

As luck would have it, Nis isn’t usually of great health. Just the other week he spent about 4 days at home away from school simply because he ate some bad Chinese food, but I’m sure he wouldn’t want me to go into details about what happened then either. Anyways, Nis skips school a lot. This picture is pretty much an “artist’s” interpretation of a typical day at school for Nis.

As some of you may know, last week, my PS2 pulled a dick move on me. I was playing Persona 3, you know, just about the best game ever ever, and all of the sudden my PS2 opens and my game just fires out. This is a slim model PS2 mind you. I oh shitted. I really oh shitted. Slowly, I picked up my disc, and looked. There were scratches, SCRATCHES, all over my dear Persona 3. I had spent 70$ on Persona 3, and I wasn’t going to find it again any cheaper. I almost started crying about this travesty. I tried using my computer teacher’s buffer, but it crapped out half way. The game started working again, but when I tried to go to Tartarus, the game kicked me in the balls and said “Haha, fuck you. No tartarus for you.”. I then tried the toothpaste deal, but it didn’t work. I thought all hope was lost, but then I remembered that I could buy my own disc buffer. I waited all week, and finally saturday night comes. I go to the FYE at the mall, bring the buffer up to the register, AND THE DAMN THING WASN’T ACCEPTING MY DEBIT CARD. MOTHER FUCKER. I was so scared that I wasn’t going to get the Disc Bufferer. After ten minutes of me staring at the retarded cash register man, I took my card and searched for an ATM. It was a hard search, as I had to battle both Pirates and Ninjas but in the end, I found the ATM of legend, got 60$, and bought that fucking bufferer.

The Bufferer worked, it fucking worked, Persona 3 is up at full capacity. After already working once, it repaired my badly damaged Guilty Gear XX as well. This Disc Bufferer is my hero, my fricken hero, and I just wanted to share this with you all.

Seeing as how we launched today, we were all told to write a post…and I couldn’t think of anything to write. Then I looked at my clock, 12:52am, and I panicked. WHAT TO WRITE!!!!???

Ah well, can’t be helped. I’ll start with what I do best, rant. But not just rant, I will also give you my piece of opinion as to what anime you wouldn’t want to waste your time on. Because, we all know that there are too many anime and too little time.

That said, let’s start with the top few anime that I regret watching. Of course, do keep in mind this is my opinion. (Though I did ask a few of the other writers to help me come up with this list)

Anime I regret watching #1: Stratos 4

Now…Let me sum this show up to you in an equation.

Girls + Rocket ships + Rocks = Waste of your time.

Yes, I’m not even exaggerating here. That’s basically the whole 13 episodes of it. It’s about a team of girls shooting down comets that are falling down from space so the Earth doesn’t blow up. No, I’m really not kidding. In essence, it’s about rocks. That’s about it. Nothing much. Yet somehow they were able to make a 2 episode OVA sequel out of this, amazing huh?

Maybe you are thinking, they had to have done SOMETHING correct if they were able to make 15 episodes of girls shooting rocks. Well, in that case…the only thing that made this anime fly (no pun intended) is: Cute teenage girls in tight pilot suits. Nothing else.

Read more of anime I regrettably wasted my time watching after the jump.
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