Dennis’ Discount Warehouse of Wonders

Hey there everyone, it’s me, Cyber34, coming at you from the ever so lovely Ukraine. You may remember me from such classics as Jerkpop 05, and the upcoming thriller, Podtoid-San 50.

If your eyes have lead you this far without as so much as a glance at the title, this is my new Weekly Feature, exclusively on Jerkpop.com Dennis’ Discount Warehouse of Wonders. I’m here for you, bored capitalists, to show you the way to find meaning in your lives. I will show you wonders that you could only ever imagine in your wildest dreams. I will give you a dose every week, of some website/activity, that should be able to last you a week of ecstasy-induced wild experiences, till you crawl back here, begging for more of my oh so sweet candy.

This week I’ll start slow on the mind-expanding experiences and give you a glimpse at ForumWarz.

The good stuff, after the jump

In ForumWarz, you, the player, get to do something useful with your life for once. You are contacted by a mysterious person, who will pay you to ‘PWN’ forums for him. You choose 1 of 3 classes, and go on your internet rampage. Talking with people, cutting deals, and making the internet a worse place, one forum at a time. The game also has a fiendish story of sorts that have you second guessing your actions and asking if you’re working for the good guys or not (to inject XSS hijack code into the forums, or to not, that is the question).

It’s sort of an Online Single Player RPG of sorts, but with a new modern interesting twist, dabbling with anon, buying medical supplies to heal yourself (Cheap Viagra spam messages have some nice deals), cybering with old men pretending to be lolis to get naked pictures of them covered in eggs and breadcrumbs to give to your clients. Who needs silly elves and orcs, when we have flaming-trolls and camwhores in ForumWarz.

Here’s also this week’s freebie Powder Game, interesting little simulation game; you make different kind of particles and have them interact with each other. Let some ants make a small city of tunnels before raining magma down upon their heads. Get a bunch of explosives and blow up some little men on an gunpowder island in a sea of oil while you’re at it. The game looks simple at first , but there is quite a bit more to it then simply clicking to make explosions.