The story of Dr_Sigue

As we here at Jerkpop know, our reader Sigue has an affectation for Bears. Not the animal, but the manliest form of man since manly men even manned. Thats right, hairy, gay, men. Please read my ramblings relating to Sigue and Bears.

What is verifiable is that Sigue’s first exposure to bears was the Bearforce1 video. While we all enjoyed the video, which is a must watch btw, Sigue took his obsessions to another level. Within two days, not only did Sigue know all the lyrics, but he even knew the dance. Within a week, he also knew everything to know about the Christmas is Here video. He had watched each video of Bearforce in the studio, or at pride parades, over 10 times. He needed more Bears.

Sigue went and got a PHD in Bearology, thus becoming Dr_Sigue. He studied every aspect of the Bear, including the sex, sweat, hair, manliness, and pink tights. He knew how to dress like a Bear, act like a Bear, even have crazy ass sex like a Bear. Alas, Dr_Sigue is not gay, and much to his disappointment, no matter how much he could study the psychology of a Bear, Dr_Sigue could not be a true Bear. It took Dr_Sigue a long time to accept the fact, and he tried to fight it. He finally accepted the fact that he was not a Bear when he actually got to meet Bearforce1. Their Bear Aura over powered him completely, and he finally understood. Sigue renounced the name of doctor, and now lurks as a regular Sigue once again.

This has been The story of Dr_Sigue, and I’m stickin to it.