The Worst Possible Dilema: “Which trap to Choose?”

Depending on how this goes, this might become another one of my feature posts. Anyhow, let’s get on with this.
So one night I wasn’t able to fall asleep and started to think: “What if you have to choose a trap?”
Now, let me expand on that. Don’t worry about circumstances or what not, just worry about the scenario. If you are a guy (or if you are a girl, switch all genders below to the opposite gender) and you have to choose your significant other between a trap or a reverse trap. Here’s a break-down of the two choices.
A) You are a guy and you chose a trap. All your acquaintances would think you have a very beautiful girlfriend and you are a heterosexual. However, in reality, you are now a homosexual.
B) You are a guy and you chose the reverse trap. All your acquaintances now think you are a homosexual, but in realty, you are actually heterosexual.
Just in case you happen to not know what a trap is, here’s gia who’s more than willing to explain.
gia: ” A delicious trap is a trap that is delicious. A trap is a boy dressed as a hot girl. (By the same token, a reverse trap is a girl dressed as a hot/cute boy.) Delicious is good things. THE END!”
Thank you gia for informing our readers and now, pick your choice people!
Flame_Haze Says:
March 1st, 2008 at 8:03 pmI choose Bridget, the trap from Guilty Gear.
Entonias Says:
March 2nd, 2008 at 5:38 amReverse trap. All my friends would think I was homosexual, but I would know the truth. And that’s all that matters.
Zeouterlimits Says:
March 2nd, 2008 at 6:53 amEntonias chose what I too perceive to be the logical choice.
Kuro Says:
March 2nd, 2008 at 8:42 pmBearforce1 is the only trap.
JerkPop: Pop Culture…With Jerks » Blog Archive » SaiTrap Says:
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:18 am[…] up on Nis’ post, everyone here at JerkPop loves a delicious trap. (If they say they don’t, they’re just […]
Kikimaru Says:
March 4th, 2008 at 1:19 pmReverse trap.
I mean, only anal sex would get so boring after a while…