Kuro’s Fail of the Week, Key Loosing Edition
Well guys, I fucked up this morning, I very fucked up this morning. I lost my dorm room keys for the first time in two years. Just let that sink in. I can’t get into my room to play Persona 3…. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL TUBE? I digress; This was not good, as I could not get into my dorm room. As much as I’d rather not be in my dorm room 30 weeks of the year, I need to get in their for clothing, computer, anime, manga, gaming, and (probably) various mediums of pornography. How did I lose my Keys, and how did I get into my room (as you can tell, I did type this up)? Follow the jump to find out!
Let me tell you faithful (?) readers some back-story leading up to the events of “The Key Loosing”. I went off campus and stayed the wonderful weekend night at a friends, because a Saturday night on campus is like a Saturday night getting it up the ass. So after staying up late to watch the rather abysmal Ninja Scroll (I’ll probably get shit for saying this), I fall asleep. I wake up the next morning at like 7am because my friend had to leave the probably get laid or something, he does that, and I went back to sleep until he came back. I then prepared to take a shower… THIS IS WHERE THE TRAVESTY HAPPENED! I took the keys off my belt loop, as they were attached with a key chain clip, and went to shower. About twenty minutes later, after being all squeaky clean (BTW, the “voluminating” (I’m probably just making up this word, bat that’s what it was supposed to do.) shampoo was nice) I get back to my friend’s room, already dressed. I pack my shit up, and we are about to leave when I realize THAT THERE IS NO FUCKING KEY!
Now this is scary shit, the last time somebody lost a key, HE DIED (note: this is a Saw 1 reference) We looked for the fucker for about an hour, and we checked every damn corner of the room, but me and my friend couldn’t find it. He pretty much just dragged me out of his house because he had to bounce. So fast forward to me being at my dorm. Sure enough, my dorm parent lost his master key, the dorm parents from other dorms won’t hand out their master keys anymore due to some miss-shit little 8th grader making copies of one, and the duty master, who looks over the campus for the weekend, was no where to be found. So I had to try carding my door, and it succeeded! Not only did I get into my room, I also found out anyone else that had a student ID could too! HOORAY!
Well that’s it for this week, I’m not sure what next week’s fail will be, but I sure hope it won’t be girl related….