Steve.

So one day Gia was walking home from work, which was the giant animeOnline building at this point in time, and accidentally bumped into a guy. She fell down and rolled her ankle. Thus, she was having trouble standing up. Steve shoved a hand in her face and said “Get up lady”. Gia was stunned by Steve’s great gesture of kindness, and gladly used his hand as support to get back up.

After getting back on her feet, Gia noticed how manly Steve was. He was 6’8, weighed a fucking ton, quite slender, and was even wearing a shirt that said “Manly” on the front. Now, if you don’t Gia, I’ll tell you that she’s a down right sucker for T-Shirt slogans, and this is a possible reason why Gia takes a liking to him. Right at the moment Gia looked in Steve’s eyes, she did two things. The first was ask for his name, to which he replied “Steve”. The second thing she did was ask “Do you want to do it”.

Steve and Gia proceed to go back to Gia’s house, so they can have hawt steamy sex. After getting appropriately dressed (or lack there of), Gia lays down on the bed. Steve goes into the bathroom, presumably to “ready” himself, but when he doesn’t come back after ten minutes, Gia gets suspicious. She walks into the bathroom to see that Steve is crying. She asks “Whats wrong Steve?”. “Oh Gia, I’m so sorry, I can’t get it up” Steve replied, with tears in his eyes. “ Please don’t hate me.” Steve stated, but it was too late. He didn’t even have the time to put his clothes back on. Gia was downright angry at Steve and his flaccid pile of fail. She punched him in the face, and threw him out of the house, quite literally. When Steve landed, he broke three bones and a tooth, and yet still managed to run away. Gia nodded in disapproval, and proceeded to find her L vibrator. The End.