Tube-O, Friend or F-O?

There is a new super hero on the streets, and rumor says is one of our own. His name is Tube-O, and he doesn’t take any shit, especially from women and children. In fact, if a woman or a child questions his claimed super power, he punches them right in the face. The younger the child the harder he hits too. You are obviously amazed at his badass outlook of life, and are now truly wondering if such a bamf could hail from Jerkpop. Well I don’t know for sure but I’ll list the evidence that is known, and you, valued readers, can come to your own conclusions. Find out after the jump.

He is rumored to like having his penis disappear periodically.
There have been mentions of a cross dressing brother.
The supposed super hero, when not being a hero of super proportions, is always playing eroge.
Tube-O wants to have sex with a gundam.
Tube-O is 6’5 to 6’8 and weighs a Fucking Ton!
Tube-O went to high school in Canada somewhere.
Fuck Canada.
Instead of having friends or a social life, Tube-O just watches anime all day.
Tube-O is a virgin.
Tube-O talks slow do to a retardation acquired in a possibly rough encounter with peanutmans.
Tube-O likes rap and chicken and rice.
Tube-O wants to change his name to Tube-Own when he levels up.
Tube-O has played over 9000 hours of Persona 3.
Tube-O is probably a borderline Hikkikomori.

Well there you guys have it. Does Tube-O seem like he could be one of us Jerkpoppers? Tell us your thoughts and theories. Laters nyo.