Portland Is Pervy

March 29th, 2008 by gia
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A lot of people don’t really seem to believe me when I talk about what a naughty city I live in. But today, I have proof positive! Portland is the #2 most lustful city based on sale of contraceptives.

…And we also have the highest number of adult businesses per capita of any city in the country! Including Vegas!

Just sayin’. It’s the right city for me, don’t you think?

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3 Responses to “Portland Is Pervy”

  1. Considering the obscene ammounts of sex you have, 1 to 2 people per day, then i guess it just makes sense.

  2. Well good for you, I guess all you can do is keep having fun and keep spreading the love.

  3. More like spreading those STDs.

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