Seriously, homeboy needs to chill out.

A little record of the JIRC shows Sigue’s true colours as a high ranking Scifag.

Dr_Sigue:I’m OTVII
Dr_Sigue:I can fucking FLY man
Kurogitsune_aneki:OTVII?
Dr_Sigue: Also I eat babies
Dr_Sigue: Eating babies helps me fend off teh thetans

Well shit guys, scientology has infiltrated the JIRC, and by extension, Japanator, and also by extension, JERKPOP ITS SELF! What does we do guys?

And on this day Jesus had been Reserected, and went back to heaven

Or maybe his res”erection” just made it back.

If theres a hell, I’m going to it.

Here is one little reason why.

haha, don’t worry, its not real, its just troll.

Episode 09:
The “Please don’t listen to this” Episode

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Cast:
Nis - Failure #1
Kurono-K - Failure #2
Cyber34 - Failure #3
Stig-san - Failure #4
Ebzero - Failure #5
Liam - Guest Failure

Another episode where we start off really good and then takes a sudden dive midway. So we are sorry about how boring it might be near the end if you decide to listen to this the whole way through. (Such a positive salesmen, aren’t I?)

00:04 We got extra people we don’t care about in our show!
00:21 Kuro’s daily fix of fail.
02:16 Let’s bash on Tube some more because he isn’t here!
08:15 We need a forum? Yes? No? (Btw, please tell us if you want or not want a jerkpop forum)
13:15 Kuro VS Scientology. Kuro fails.
22:17 Penis Quote of the Weak
30:05 POCKY TALK!
34:50 New Otaku Debate: Who fails more? John? Gia? Our answer is…Kimmy!
41:08 TRAP WAR!
49:45 Kuro…KURO! STOP GIVING US HARUHI CHARTS!
54:10 Cyber is a 2d, robotic communist who shoots potatoes!
59:15 After 11 episodes, Kuro thinks the Asian is the Ukrainian…
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Links for this week’s show!

Liam’s computer case.
Nis’ Pocky and Pretz box collection
We compare who has the best trap! #1
We compare who has the best trap! #2
We compare who has the best trap! #3
We compare who has the best trap! #4
We compare who has the best trap! #5
We compare who has the best trap! #6
We compare who has the best trap! #7
We compare who has the best trap! #8
We compare who has the best trap! #8
More Haruhi versions debate wtf whatever
Jack Thompson advocates child molestation

Especially when it comes with attached rubber…fun parts. Anyway, that’s not the main reason I’m here for you this week. I’m here to share with you a website with enough content to shake a stick at. While there is some of the more weirder stuff like (pictured above on the left) Martin Sargent goes to a hospital themed sex toy vendor (and testing center *shudder*), there’s also the very interesting and useful videos on how to cheat at Guitar Hero or how to make your own cannon, combat robot and MAME-cabinet. Chances are, Revision3 has at least one show that’ll peak your interest.

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I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death…
Nor known to life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works

I’m sure none of you Type-Moon or Fate/Stay Night fans are unfamiliar with Archer’s Noble Phantasm, “Unlimited Blade Works”, but are you familiar with “Yo Quiero Taco Bell”?

Some very awesome members over at the Mirror-Moon forums has made a parody of Archer’s UBW in Mexican style. View original post here.

I am tortilla of my burritos.
Oily is my beef, unwashed is my lettuce.
I have rolled over a thousand taquitos.
Unknown to burgers.
Nor known to fries.
Have withstood pain of diarrhea.
Yet, those hands have never been washed.
So, as I pray “Yo Quiero Taco Bell.”

I’m not sure about you guys, but I think this is even better than the original Unlimited Blade Works…

I went into the city tonight, and came back damaged…

Heelys made me fell on my knees more than once…

also walking around for 8 hours on heelyz…. foot damaged…

My left foot now has 1 blister, and my right foor has 3 all right next to each other.. i try to avoid foot related problems like the plague… god damnit

In addition, (not for those that get grossed out) both my legs are chaffing now, its really painful and I can’t really walk

Friday’s fall isn’t helping any of this either.

For all the people who have heard of the Game/Anime Fate/Stay Night, you may be interested in hearing that Mirror Moon has finally released the second translation patch for Fate/Stay Night. The installer not only translates both the Fate and Unlimited Blade Works scenarios, but if you have a copy of Realta Nua (the PS2 version of the game) it will extract the voice files from the PS2 game and install it along with the translations. All the more reason to love the Mirror Moon guys.

Chances are, if you’ve already started playing this game, you’ve been waiting for a long time for this patch (like Nis and I), or you already know about it and are already playing it. I’m just putting it out there for anyone who hasn’t heard yet.

P.S. I love Type-Moon. I also love Mirror Moon for translating Type-Moon visual novels.