I feel like dying, just a little bit.

Episode 13.2222:
The “We Can’t count” Episode

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Cast:
Sin - Nis’ good/evil twin
Kurono-K - Con boy
Stig-san - Did he ever talk…?
ebzero - Too damn quiet, bitch.
Cyber34 - Potato Meister
Axia - The convict.

No, there isn’t an error. Jerkpop now officially does their episode in decimals.

I am uberly tired from doing lots of homework and gaming today, so no run down list. Worry not, since this episode is very awesome.

Sonic smokes
Lulz to Uwe Boll
More Uwe Boll
GASP! Goku will die!? SHOCKER!
Urghhhfuuuuakfanekwjfa *barfing sound*
Top 10 characters people want to be. Including your mom.
Discovery channel? On our jerkpop!? MADNESS
Captain America Anatomy.
GET THESE MOTHERF***EN STRIPPERS OF THIS MOTHERF***EN TRAIN!

This video/song was spread around 4chan about a year ago, and to this day it remains as a QUALITY standard in musical achievement. Let me share it with you.

Last night while prowling about on the internetz, I came across a video that can even melt the heart of Satan.  Do you know how seriously bad ass such a video would have to be?  Do you? Watch this video.   Be amazed at the cuteness.  BE AMAZED! By the way, I watched and listened to this video for almost an hour.  Over and over and OVER.  Stig-san has seen it a few times himself.  If some of you cold hearted bastards suddenly want to hug puppies, do not blame it on me.  BLAME IT ON CLANNAD AND DANGO DANGO AND POKEMANS!!

Well, Gia, since I haven’t seen anyone else post it…Happy Birthday!  Not much else to say, I hope you had a great day, filled with at least well wishes and good times.  Take care, and have another good year!

SORRY FOR THE NO UPDATENESS IN A FEW DAYS. Gia and myself were at comic con, and we are really the only ones that ever post these days, and we haven’t had the opportunity. Whatever though, we be jerkpopping all over tonight, so look foward to that. ANYWAY, HERE IS A POST.
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So today my school advisor took our group out to dinner tonight, at a nice japanese restaurant no less. That was all good fun. On the bus ride home, however, something very very weird happened. My friend Will was sitting in the back of the bus, and i was infront of him. To his side, which had no seats, he noticed there was a big red cooler. He opens it, looks down for a second, and proceeds to shut the thing. He tells me to go open it, and so I do. What I see… well I’ll just tell you. There, in the cooler, was about 4 inches of water, three soda cans floating around, and a fucking fish in a plastic bag, which had no water, and was FULL of air. This fish was twitching too, not sure if alive or dead, but all the ice melted long ago. A piece of my … youth was left in that fucking cooler.

Yea, I know. I usually don’t post any anime news, but on this occasion, I have to make an exception.

As you may or may not know, gia and Kuro is at the New York Comic Con hitting it o–, I mean, giving us news from the Con…Uh, yea. The best thing I’ve heard so far aside from the silence of not having to hear Kuro’s whining is that Bandai Entertainment has acquire the license to Gurren Lagann. According to gia’s blog, Bandai will release a sub only release this July and the full goodness early next year.

Really, I don’t wanna take gia’s glory for giving us the news. GO READ HER BLOG HERE!

Btw, don’t ask where I found the picture. For I have no idea at all. If you like it, right click and save it, don’t question.

So I’m sitting in my dorm room, just chilling right. I’ve gotten over TEH EVIL HAIR DYE FUMES OF CANCER, but I ended up not doing anything for physics yet… So in the midst of my lounging I pick up a pair of siscors that are on my desk for some unknown reason, and continue sitting around. A few minutes later, I feel a sharp pain on my leg… I looked down and there, looking back at me, was a two inch long slice, not deep, but still long. I noticed I had siscors in my hand still, and facepalmed.

Update: SHIT GUYS, I JUST NOTICED, THERES ANOTHER CUT RIGHT NEXT TO THIS ONE! Its less deep, but its also like… five inches long. What. the. Shit.

Episode 13:
The “Almost American” Episode

An image of gia if she was a he.

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Cast:
Nis - Non-American
Kurono-K - American Loli
Gia - Manly American
Bakuryu - Girly American Teacher
Ebzero - American Gamer

I know, I know. Our podcast has been a bit boring for the last few weeks. But fear not! For Jerkpop podcast is back in business! We might’ve lost Tube and Kuro has also been giving us the worst topics ever. This week, however, we have gia back and we also have Bakuryu, our resident english teacher to join us!

Oh, I forgot. There’s that ebzero too.

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00:00 Jerkpop: The teacher says…
01:38 Another public service announcement by Kuro!
08:00 SHIT! WE GOT A GIRL! (Or at least, Bakuryu does…)
14:00 CROTCH CANNON!
22:58 All guys have a canon fetish?
28:00 Bakuryu teaches a very important lesson.
37:40 BEST VERSION OF BIBLE EVER! Link
43:50 Supposedly Peanutmans quote…but we side tracked, too much.
49:00 gia and Kuro, hitting it up?
56:00 THE RETURN OF DONNA MEAT!
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Okay, so I know this was mentioned in the podcast but I can’t find where it was and I’m not about to listen to all of it just to put the link beside the topic. So here it is, the macbook condom link.

Nico Nico God, J, has done three Metal remixes of famous anime nerd songs, so I’ma post them for your pleasure. They are fucking awesome. All the video is from X Japan’s final? concert.

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