We Do Indeed Grow With Time

If I have ever attacked your grammar, do not fret. I have found proof that we do indeed grow. I journeyed back into the land known as Myspace in order to read my old blogs for kicks, when I stumbled across a rant I did about Ashlee Simpson. Enjoy the ranting I used to do two years ago, whilst I go and hide my head in shame.

“So, I was driving the other day, and while flipping through the stations, I happened to hear Ashlee, or Ashley, however the hell it’s spelled Simpson’s “You make me wanna lala” piece of crap. So, I presented this question to myself, and Alex at work last night: What exactly is “lala”? Lala, my friends, is not a verb. It is not a noun. Lala is a sound that two people make: 1) People whom are overly happy, and say it on purpose. 2) People with tourettes syndrome. Thusly, I have come to the conclusion that Ashlee Simpson has tourettes. The song was originally going to be this:

You make me wanna throw up (because this song sucks) in the kitchen on the floor
I’ll be a french maid when I sweep it out the door
I’m like an alley cat
Drink the milk ‘cuz I’m a whore
You make me wanna
You make me wanna shoot myself (because this song sucks)

So, as we can see, she has tourettes:

You make me wanna… hgsfjljfsdLAAALAAA!!!”

In retrospect, she does use it somewhat as a verb, but it could also be construed as a noun or onomotopaea. It’s all about usage. It’s a crappy word anyways, and should never be uttered.