Honestly, does anyone not like the Muppets? I thought I’d take today’s post to give you a chance to bask in their glory once again. Here is one of my favorite videos of Beaker.

Hey there jerkpoppers. How goes your jerkpopping tonight? I’d like to take a minute and tell you to a rather faily piece of fail tonight, as I hope you might get a chuckle or two. I had found that my big toe had accumulated some dead skin on the bottum of it, and I had wanted to get rid of it, as I like to keep my feet in good condition (seriously, I live in a dorm, who knows what sorts of foot fungus or shit I could get, socks ftw) I didn’t have a foot filer thing, because i’m not a women, so the only other thing I could do was cut it off. I had nothing, and I found myself at the art building today. I took a box cutter with me and well.. I’ll let you come up with what you think happened next. No majour damage but SON OF A BITCH it hurt.

Have you ever heard of a TV show called Shark? Apparently it’s about a cutthroat prosecutor who has a personal epiphany and needs to redeem himself, or something?

Yeah, I’ve never heard of it either. But apparently a good friend of mine from high school just landed a small role in the season finale episode airing this May.

In other words: watch it or I’ll destroy everything and everyone you’ve ever loved. If that doesn’t convince you, about the fact that she’s a fiercely hot blonde? Watch it! DO IT! DOOO IIIIT!