I just wanted to take a moment of time to list the various pains I’m in. I won’t explain how I acquired these injuries, but please know that I do have them, and the discomfort level is OVER 9000!

The underside of my right foot’s big toe is sliced into.
Splinter wound in my hand.
The area right below my right elbow has a good two inch scrape.
The “knuckle” of my left foot is scraped.
My right hip to the first half of my right ass cheek is moderately rug burned (or something of this effect).
I have a slight headache.
To finish off the list, best for last right? My knee is kinda fucked. The top half is not only scrapped so bad its completely red, there are maybe 6-8 little slash/ tear marks. The bottum half has four distinct tear marks and like.. a mild puncture wound thing… Its technically fine but it hurts whenever i move my knee.
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