I’m the Smartest Person. Ever.

So I’m sitting in my dorm room, just chilling right. I’ve gotten over TEH EVIL HAIR DYE FUMES OF CANCER, but I ended up not doing anything for physics yet… So in the midst of my lounging I pick up a pair of siscors that are on my desk for some unknown reason, and continue sitting around. A few minutes later, I feel a sharp pain on my leg… I looked down and there, looking back at me, was a two inch long slice, not deep, but still long. I noticed I had siscors in my hand still, and facepalmed.

Update: SHIT GUYS, I JUST NOTICED, THERES ANOTHER CUT RIGHT NEXT TO THIS ONE! Its less deep, but its also like… five inches long. What. the. Shit.