I forgot to update on this guys, but the April 12th Scientology raids were win. Instead of pointing out stuff myself, check out the various collections of win I’ll post, and a few highlights too.
I just wanted to take a moment of time to list the various pains I’m in. I won’t explain how I acquired these injuries, but please know that I do have them, and the discomfort level is OVER 9000!
The underside of my right foot’s big toe is sliced into.
Splinter wound in my hand.
The area right below my right elbow has a good two inch scrape.
The “knuckle” of my left foot is scraped.
My right hip to the first half of my right ass cheek is moderately rug burned (or something of this effect).
I have a slight headache.
To finish off the list, best for last right? My knee is kinda fucked. The top half is not only scrapped so bad its completely red, there are maybe 6-8 little slash/ tear marks. The bottum half has four distinct tear marks and like.. a mild puncture wound thing… Its technically fine but it hurts whenever i move my knee. Read the rest of this entry »
Throughout the course of this month, I’ve become broke. As a result, I’m willing to do almost anything if food is the payment. My girlfriend offered me food today if I performed a few actions, and took some pictures. Stop getting excited, because it’s not what you’re thinking of pervert. Pictures of said actions are after the jump (there aren’t any pornographic pictures, but there is implied action figure screwing. You have been warned).
Honestly, does anyone not like the Muppets? I thought I’d take today’s post to give you a chance to bask in their glory once again. Here is one of my favorite videos of Beaker.
Hey there jerkpoppers. How goes your jerkpopping tonight? I’d like to take a minute and tell you to a rather faily piece of fail tonight, as I hope you might get a chuckle or two. I had found that my big toe had accumulated some dead skin on the bottum of it, and I had wanted to get rid of it, as I like to keep my feet in good condition (seriously, I live in a dorm, who knows what sorts of foot fungus or shit I could get, socks ftw) I didn’t have a foot filer thing, because i’m not a women, so the only other thing I could do was cut it off. I had nothing, and I found myself at the art building today. I took a box cutter with me and well.. I’ll let you come up with what you think happened next. No majour damage but SON OF A BITCH it hurt.
Have you ever heard of a TV show called Shark? Apparently it’s about a cutthroat prosecutor who has a personal epiphany and needs to redeem himself, or something?
Yeah, I’ve never heard of it either. But apparently a good friend of mine from high school just landed a small role in the season finale episode airing this May.
In other words: watch it or I’ll destroy everything and everyone you’ve ever loved. If that doesn’t convince you, about the fact that she’s a fiercely hot blonde? Watch it! DO IT! DOOO IIIIT!
If I have ever attacked your grammar, do not fret. I have found proof that we do indeed grow. I journeyed back into the land known as Myspace in order to read my old blogs for kicks, when I stumbled across a rant I did about Ashlee Simpson. Enjoy the ranting I used to do two years ago, whilst I go and hide my head in shame.
Hey guys, if you haven’t seen this yet, you need to.
Too make things even better, for those few fans of mine out there, I recorded my own version (no vid for it though). I HOPE YOU ENJOY!
http://www.sendspace.com/file/kkvci3
(note: on sendspace because the damn file wouldn’t upload)