It seems that recently a child five years of age was able to sneak out of his preschool class, and venture on a journey that led to a Hooters. The temperature during his walk was over 100 degrees, and he crossed at least two major busy streets. He first stopped in a Pep Boys and stole some gum, and then proceeded to a local gas station to steal a tasty carbonated beverage. He then arrived at a Hooters where he was given a coloring book until the police arrived to return him to his father. They are now investigating the preschool.
It might just be me, but I see a serious problem in the fact that this kid stole gum and a beverage, and they are investigating his preschool instead of his living environment. Bitches best recognize that they are finger-painting in that school, not teaching a kid how to steal stuff and then go on a search for breast. Kid just misses his mom.
and AHHAAAAA! I make my first post with dramatic intrance.
Good to see the yerkpop back up and running. I was hoping someday…someday it would be alive and well. The jerks are back with new jerks tacked on. It will sure to be a fun ride! VRRRROOOOMMMM!
just as a note…the EBgames in store videos suck, so I’m gonna make a new one that’s full of win.
Hey, guess who decided to jump on the fail wagon? Damn straight, Nis is back.
If I’m honest though, I have almost nothing to post off the top of my head right now. The only reason I am posting now is to jump on this fail wagon…Oh I know! Let’s talk about how I’ve been doing! Because I know everyone is -dying- to know.
I have actually got myself a license to drive legally now, SHOCKER! (Do notice the clever wording in that.)
I am now in a fansubbing group as Kuro said month or few ago. Not that I actually do much. But if you do want to check out anime my group and I sub, feel free to go to www.chihiro-subs.com (Shameless plug)
I have recently taking an interest in baking, which means my family are gonna suffer from a lot of stomach aches lately…and some of my friends.
I have lists of game to play, more than ever possible to finish…and yes, a lot of them are eroge.
Not much otherwise, I might decide to post more later on, but who knows?
Well fuck me solid guys, Jerkpop is back! Lets see how long the failtrain rides this time. Ok, so here’s a little something that happened friday night.
I was in the city with some friends and we were walking back to the train station, so I could, you know, get home. We get to the entrance and are about to say our farewells to the friends that would not be going home with myself, when we notice a small, black, afro’d woman walking around. What was so special about the little lady? SHE WAS AN INSANE HOBO. We were able to make the call that she was a hobo by the fact that her “I <3 NY” shirt was between 3 and 9 sizes too big, and was dirtier than your average prostitue’s vag. As for the insane part, she wasn’t walking as much as just stomping everywhere, and I mean everywhere. As soon as the nearby light turned green, and the cars started coming by, she started to walk in giant circles, in the middle of traffic. She just went in, stopped a car, moved on a bit, stopped another car, rinse and repeat a few more times and she came back to wear she started. At one point she actually came and stood right in our group circle for 30 seconds and humbled off to see what the group of fat people next were talking about. She tried jumping to see the middle of their circle. We couldn’t stop laughing. Thankfully she didn’t notice, for I fear she would’ve stabbed us with a rusty razor she kept in her asshole.
So, today I joined www.ponystars.com, the pony MMO for the pony enthusiast inside each of us. Upon making your account, you’re offered to make your pony by choosing the pony’s mother and father. You choose their breed and their colors. My mother pony was of the Feline breed. FELINE! She was a dark, dark red with a red mane. My father pony was of the love breed. LOVE! He was black all around. Thus, my pony is born. I was then asked to name it, so in the interest of Jerkpop, I named it Jerkpop’n’lock. First thing I notice is that in 10 days, I will be able to breed my pony. 10 DAYS! There is a level cap of 51 on ponies, so I shall now head towards that goal. The day to day actions of raising a pony involve feeding a pony, which must be done once a day, brushing a pony once a day, getting the muck outta my pony’s hooves, healing my pony, and training my pony.
My pony star actions throughout the day included: Feeding my pony, brushing my pony, buying it a crown, and training the hell out of it. I then tried out the grassland adventures. I found a pair of eyes in the grasslands that comes equipped with a quote from Helen Keller. Awesome.
That’s really all I got to do today. Ponies are limited to three moves in the grasslands, and I ran out of money to train and heal, so I call it a day. I fed and brushed my pony well, so I will let it rest. Here is a pic of my pony (when I saved this image, the name was automatically poon.png. Excellent):
What I find best about this game is how serious I took it. Pizzakiller and I will marry and mate our ponies, and I trained the crap out of my pony. I call for a mass Jerkpop raid of www.ponystars.com. All your ponies are belong to us.
Oh yea, it’s made by Acclaim. I find that hilarious.
As Kuro has been smelling, and as Axia has discovered, I’m trying for a resurrection of Jerkpop. Why would I do it? Who the hell do you think I am!? I am Baku, I will teach you about your penis, and I won’t let this site go out like a bitch. I am hoping to have more posts, better posts, and better podcast times that more people can participate. Kuro, you up for it? I know many people are, so let us rise to the occasion and jerk their pop. Or pop their jerk. Or Kuro their Sigue.
Apparently there are some plans to try and ressurect this place? I don’t know anything aobut what Axia and Baku here know, so i’m gonna bug whoever until i find out. I should know, right? Lets hope for the best.
Yeah, I said it! Since there might be a resurrection of Jerkpop I will actively participate in the endeavor. As for all of you who could have been posting, YOU ARE ALL LAZY.
