I found this shit on myspace

July 29th, 2008 by Kuro
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Yes, I do have a myspace, and yes, i have bulliten whore friends that post shit. This, however, is complete bullshit. This is pretty much a guide to what girls are thinking, watch me disprove it!

WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
(or you know, she thinks your batshit insane. Seriously, where does one get “I LOVE YOU” from “YOU’RE CRAZY”?)

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I LOVE YOU
( OUT OF NO WHERE, GOGOGOGO)

WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER
(or you know, don’t. Stop and think “WAIT, SHE’S RUNNING AWAY FOR A REASON”.)

WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER
(this one could be plausible, but you’d be better off putting your penis in it)

WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT
( Enjoy your domestic abuse!)

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Ponystar Epic Pt. 2

July 29th, 2008 by Pizzakiller
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Pizzakiller here bringing you the close to our epic saga of the Ponystars. Shall we read?

(part one is Introducing… post)

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Do we miss the bears?

July 29th, 2008 by Nis
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I wasn’t going to post twice today, but I saw the little video widget with Bear Force One playing and I remember a video posted by our friendly Ukrainian.

Anyhow, not going to make this a long post. Just enjoy the video.

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You guys need to stop scarring me.

July 29th, 2008 by Pizzakiller
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And you need to start making me glad I have eyes. This, for example, would make the reader’s day. (Read only if you have a soul.)

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My contribution to the trend.

July 29th, 2008 by Kuro
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There seems to be a fair ammount of WTFINTERLULZ pics going around, so here are three of my favourites!

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Yay, i’m conforming to jerkpop standards!

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“I was on the internet, and I found this!” Distrubing face edition.

July 29th, 2008 by Nis
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That’s right, fear the internet and my never ending time to find more and more disturbing things. After the jump is a series of the most disturbing faces I’ve ever seen, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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Best…Trailer…EVAR

July 29th, 2008 by Stig-san
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I know this is a little old, but I just can’t help myself.  Here’s the trailer that Apogee had prepared for E3 08.  It jam packed with action, music, titles, and Duke  Nukem.  What else do you really expect from the Nukem?

The development team also announced another new game, with another new amazing trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqJ2vBIv130

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Jerkpop Reviews (Baku): Gurren Lagann Dub

July 29th, 2008 by Bakuryu
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I’m actually surprised that no one else has done this yet. Regardless, I go into this having only seen the first episode (I’ll get the dvd this weekend), so keep that in mind. First thing I notice, as I’ve seen everyone else noticed, the OP and ED are QUICK!!! Gotta love how they try to save time. Pissed me off when Adult Swim did that to Cowboy Bebop, as I liked The Real Folk Blues. Regardless, still all goodness in Gurren Lagann-land. The voices actually surprised me with their quality.

The first voice we all wanted to hear, Adult Simon, gave me a boner, I shit you not. It was perfect in my mind, so I thought, “Hopefully Kamina also sounds like this.” Then we hear young Simon,  and once more, I was pleased. The next voice I heard was that of the cheif, and I liked it; his voice got me to give him some more respect. Then… Kamina… I feel that “meh” describes my feelings best. I can feel the correct attitude in his voice, can almost resonate with it, but the quality of the voice messes with me. It needs to be deeper, and a little gruffer. That being said, the point in the story that I actually got a feel for Kamina is when he confronts the giant Gunman around halfway through the episode. I think it’s done quite well, but his voice takes 20 points from it. His yell near the end (he and Simon doing the “if I yell there will be more power” yell) is quite good though. Yoko was goodness. I have absolutely no complaints.

My verdict?  One of the better dubs I’ve heard, but I still feel it could’ve been done better. Maybe the Kamina voicer will grow on me after a while, but I doubt hearing “bro” will. Seriously Simon, it got a little annoying.

Pro: Adult Simon, Young Simon, Yoko, boobs.

Con: Kamina. Hopefully it’ll get better for me.

Favorite Quote: YOKO: “What is this furry thing hiding in my cleavage?”

KAMINA: “A tasty morsel hiding in more tasty morsels.”

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Continuing on from Stig’s post below…

July 29th, 2008 by Nis
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All thanks to Jeremy Clarkson and my top gear addiction, I think I’ll start a new feature called: “I am on the internet, and I found ‘this’.”

In all seriousness though, I was surfing around a top gear forum and I did find this:

(Link after the jump, it’s a bit NSFW)

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