Pirates for 9.99

Pirates, you think the ocean, tropics, eye liner, busty women, treasure, funny hats, and lots of alcohol. But how about outer space and ice being that most valuable treasure? There’s really not much to be said. Cheesy 80s goodness with an all-star cast and winning plot. Still included are busty women, crude humor, and men with eye liner. LOLZ.

Plot Summary (via HomeVideos.com) : A futuristic thriller about water, the universe’s most valuable resource. In the midst of all the action involving the quest for water, two space pirates are captured and recruited to help a princess find her lost father; it’s a space-age Western, pirateer operatic adventure, with many a bar fight, swordfight, and villain at large.

The cast includes: Anjelica Huston, Ron Perlman, Michael D. Roberts, Robert
Urich, Mary Crosby, and John Carradine.

Directed by: Stewart Raffill.