All i’ve posted the past few are videos, but daaaamn.

is an absolutely hilarious movie.  The movie is half comedy half action with an all-star cast to boot.  Tom Cruise plays a genius part, Robert Downey Jr. plays a genius part, and the rest of em play absolutely genius parts.  GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!!  I can’t stress that enough.  In fact, have a double movie day, go see that and Pineapple Express.  You can’t go wrong with either of those.

Stardock has made a gamer’s bill of rights.  these are things that we, as gamers, have a right to and should have.  Here they are:

1) Gamers shall have the right to return games that don’t work with their computers for a full refund.
2) Gamers shall have the right to demand that games be released in a finished state.
3) Gamers shall have the right to expect meaningful updates after a game’s release.
4) Gamers shall have the right to demand that download managers and updaters not force themselves to run or be forced to load in order to play a game.
5) Gamers shall have the right to expect that the minimum requirements for a game will mean that the game will play adequately on that computer.
6) Gamers shall have the right to expect that games won’t install hidden drivers or other potentially harmful software without their consent.
7) Gamers shall have the right to re-download the latest versions of the games they own at any time.
8. Gamers shall have the right to not be treated as potential criminals by developers or publishers.
9) Gamers shall have the right to demand that a single-player game not force them to be connected to the Internet every time they wish to play.
10) Gamers shall have the right that games which are installed to the hard drive shall not require a CD/DVD to remain in the drive to play.

For the most part, we don’t curently get these.  We should, but between hurried games and retail stores and piracy, these things don’t come easy.

I DO play other games, not just Fighting. Take Devil May Cry, for example. I consider myself a “Great” DMC player. I use Jump Canceling, Royal Cancels, Exceed Combos, and of course, a healthy amount of taunting. But there are those that outstrip me in skill. I love watching players destroying everything around them, with plenty of substance hidden within pure flash. What are you waiting for? CLICK JUMP NAO! Read the rest of this entry »

This piece of shit makes me cringe everytime I see it.

I bought a nice Ken style,  Capcom PS2 controlelr to play my 2dfighters with.  Unfortunately it SUCKS!!!  The buttons on it are great and I love the fact that all three buttons are on the face (it brings me back to the Genesis days).  However, the D-pad on this bad boy sucks so much.  It’s completely unresponsive and unsuitable for use in any case ofer the regular Dual Shock 2.  What could I expect from a controller from Nubytech?

Oh god.

Probably the most inappropriate title I’ve ever used for a post, but bear with me for a second here.

An internet blog, ‘The Consumerist” has recently posted an article about a woman having a huge hassle during her pre-flight security check all because she wore a wired bra. While I can understand all the fuss after 9/11, I personally find pre-flight security checks getting a little too excessive nowadays as I once had the metal detector scanning around my crotch for a minute or two all because I wore a belt with a belt buckle that was hidden from view due to my shirt covering it. Then again, that’s not really the focus of my post. What I’m more interested in is the very last bit of The Consumerists’ article, I quote:

“If you’re a large-breasted woman, when you reach the TSA checkpoint you might want to yank your bra off and toss it in a tray. Not because TSA is demanding it, but because we’d just love to see that start happening a lot.”

Homeland security, a new reason for bra thieves

While I do play a lot of eroge, I’m not that lecherous (toward real women). Even so, I would find the sight hilarious. That said, everyone! Take off your bras and put it in the tray!

THANK YOU KIA FOR POINTING ME TO THE ARTICLE!!1111ones1111

#628: We have awesome art. Or psychology experiments. Or…candid cam episodes. Or something? In any case, this photo was taken by an enterprising DamnPortlander at about 6pm today, not two miles from my own abode. The piece of paper next to it reportedly says:

This is a
“chewed up” piece
of curtain that
is part of the
pink ruffled
curtains that were
Steph’s and the
rabbits chewed
them up when
(illegible)

I love my city.

Tenchi Muyo. Any of us Toonami generation anime fans remembers Tenchi. People will also remember there are, rounded down, over 9000 series, sequels, spin offs, and alternate universes of Tenchi Muyo. One of the spin off universes was the Tenchi Universe series (the first and third movie followed this cannn), and what a hell of a show this one was. Don’t get me wrong. I love Tenchi Universe. The Tenchi multiverse is the anime that got me into other anime. To this day, it is one of my favourites. In the past few weeks, A friend and I marathoned the series (not the movies yet). We watched the 2nd 13 episodes all in a row, and let me tell you, this shit kills brain cells. I’m pretty sure Tenchi has a slight, mild retardation, gotten from his overly challenged father Nobuyuki. Tenchi can’t exactly speak correctly for one. “Iawm Tanchi” is not how one should say “I’m Tenchi”. Everytime he speaks, on average, five of the viewers brain cells are killed. Also, seriously, at one point, Ryo Ohki, The Cabbit, runs up to Tenchi oh so frantically and starts meowing, or whatever the hell sound cabbits make, and Tenchi litterally says “Slaow Douwne, I can’t understand you Ryo Ohki”. Mother Fucker, HE UNDERSTANDS ALIEN ANIMALS SO LONG AS THE DON’T TALK TOO FAST! Here, Follow the jump, though, your brain might start falling off in chunks. Read the rest of this entry »