“Is that bench hard or is it just happy to see me?”

That wonderful title is courtesy of the always lovely Cyber34. According to WeirdAsiaNews.com, a 41 year-old man was hospitalized after he found himself unable to remove his penis from a perforated steel bench. It turns out this particular asian man had managed to find himself in an unfamiliar situation - his penis was too big for the hole. Unable to free the man’s penis, likely due to being uncontrollable laughter, the police arranged to have him brought to the hospital, bench and all, where doctors would be more accustomed to seeing things stuck in places they shouldn’t be. Doctors were able to remove his penis in the nick of time, stating they would have had to amputate his penis if it had been stuck for just an hour longer.

Doctor’s advice? For once, don’t stick it in. 

via Weird Asia News