This show makes you retarded.

Tenchi Muyo. Any of us Toonami generation anime fans remembers Tenchi. People will also remember there are, rounded down, over 9000 series, sequels, spin offs, and alternate universes of Tenchi Muyo. One of the spin off universes was the Tenchi Universe series (the first and third movie followed this cannn), and what a hell of a show this one was. Don’t get me wrong. I love Tenchi Universe. The Tenchi multiverse is the anime that got me into other anime. To this day, it is one of my favourites. In the past few weeks, A friend and I marathoned the series (not the movies yet). We watched the 2nd 13 episodes all in a row, and let me tell you, this shit kills brain cells. I’m pretty sure Tenchi has a slight, mild retardation, gotten from his overly challenged father Nobuyuki. Tenchi can’t exactly speak correctly for one. “Iawm Tanchi” is not how one should say “I’m Tenchi”. Everytime he speaks, on average, five of the viewers brain cells are killed. Also, seriously, at one point, Ryo Ohki, The Cabbit, runs up to Tenchi oh so frantically and starts meowing, or whatever the hell sound cabbits make, and Tenchi litterally says “Slaow Douwne, I can’t understand you Ryo Ohki”. Mother Fucker, HE UNDERSTANDS ALIEN ANIMALS SO LONG AS THE DON’T TALK TOO FAST! Here, Follow the jump, though, your brain might start falling off in chunks. Read the rest of this entry »