Know Your Jerks: Bakuryu Edition

Baku, oft called Sensei by his fans, is an integral part of the Jerkpop Crew and an incredibly sexy man. But how much do you know about him? How much do you REALLY know? Do you know his favourite kind of ice cream? What about his hobbies?

Well, now you will.

Jerkpop: Hello, Sensei.

<Baku_Sensei>: ohai

Jerkpop:  So, Baku, why do they call you Sensei?

<Baku_Sensei> Because I’m going in to teaching, some people started to call me that and it stuck

Jerkpop: What  inspired you to become a teacher?

<Baku_Sensei> 12th grade English. Witnissing the power of choice and enthusiasm

Jerkpop: That’s very noble of you. What do you do when you aren’t studying and doing your homework? Do you have any favourite hobbies?

<Baku_Sensei> I’m a nerd by my own admission. I play video games, watch anime, and read graphic novels.

Jerkpop: I’ve also heard you like food. If you had to pick one food item to bring with you on a deserted island, what would you bring?

<Baku_Sensei> Ice cream, provided it’ll never melt

Jerkpop: What’s your favourite kind of ice cream? 

<Baku_Sensei> Superman, or Cookies & Crean

Jerkpop: There are lots of rumours about you and Lan. What is your relationship with her, really?

<Baku_Sensei> Dating for 3 years, and soon to be engaged (in about a year’s time)

<Baku_Sensei> and tentacles, don’t forget those

Jerkpop: Oh, that’s sweet. How did you two meet?

<Baku_Sensei> through friends at a pizza buffet

<Baku_Sensei> she had on a Jem and the holograms t-shirt

<Baku_Sensei> I mentioned Sailor Moon

<Baku_Sensei> love

Jerkpop: Do you have any pets?

<Baku_Sensei> A cat, Lily

<Baku_Sensei> she can be a pain

Jerkpop: What does she do to bother you?

 <Baku_Sensei> scratches EVERYTHING

 Jerkpop: It’s time for the Top Three Lightning Round!

Top Three Anime!

<Baku_Sensei> Beck, Basquash, FLCL

Top Three Video Games!

<Baku_Sensei> Shining Force 1, Final Fantasy Tactics, Final Fantasy 9

Top Three Fictional Cats!

<Baku_Sensei> Monorail Cat, Ceiling Cat, Basement Cat

Jerkpop: One final question. I’ve heard that you are an incredibly sexy man. Is this true?

<Baku_Sensei> Is lots of hair, and slightly overweight body sexy?

Jerkpop: Absolutely.

<Baku_Sensei> Then I’m bitch-nasty

Jerkpop: I lied, one more question. On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being shit and 10 being the best thing ever, rate Bearforce 1.

<Baku_Sensei> 9001

<Baku_Sensei> that’s right

<Baku_Sensei> OVER 9000

<Baku_Sensei> you silly goose

<Baku_Sensei> you know, if we met in real life, I probably really would hump you as a handshake

Jerkpop: And I would hold the “hand shake” a little too long

<Baku_Sensei> yay

Jerkpop: Thank you for your time.