There’s really not much I’m posting about other than to let people know that yes, I am alive. There are reasons I haven’t been posting, namely that I can’t think up a good story. What is the solution, you ask? Videos! I saw this gem running around the IRC, and then was commanded by Stig to watch it, so here you go.

According to Court Records, in Edgeworth’s upcomming game, Phoenix Wright will have no more of an appearance than a mere cameo. This is a travesty. I could handle Phoenix not being the main character in Ace Attourney 4, hell, AA4 ended up being the best of the games in my opinion, but.. no more than a cameo? WRIGHT DESERVES MORE THAN THIS! What the hell are the developers at capcom thinking? Edgeworth is quite awesome (though Godot and Klavier are even more so), but wouldn’t be anything without Wright. First with the 3d person investigations, 2nd with the No trials, 3rd with the no wright? Will Gyakuten Kenji even be a good game?

SORRY FOR THE NO UPDATENESS IN A FEW DAYS. Gia and myself were at comic con, and we are really the only ones that ever post these days, and we haven’t had the opportunity. Whatever though, we be jerkpopping all over tonight, so look foward to that. ANYWAY, HERE IS A POST.
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So today my school advisor took our group out to dinner tonight, at a nice japanese restaurant no less. That was all good fun. On the bus ride home, however, something very very weird happened. My friend Will was sitting in the back of the bus, and i was infront of him. To his side, which had no seats, he noticed there was a big red cooler. He opens it, looks down for a second, and proceeds to shut the thing. He tells me to go open it, and so I do. What I see… well I’ll just tell you. There, in the cooler, was about 4 inches of water, three soda cans floating around, and a fucking fish in a plastic bag, which had no water, and was FULL of air. This fish was twitching too, not sure if alive or dead, but all the ice melted long ago. A piece of my … youth was left in that fucking cooler.

So I’m sitting in my dorm room, just chilling right. I’ve gotten over TEH EVIL HAIR DYE FUMES OF CANCER, but I ended up not doing anything for physics yet… So in the midst of my lounging I pick up a pair of siscors that are on my desk for some unknown reason, and continue sitting around. A few minutes later, I feel a sharp pain on my leg… I looked down and there, looking back at me, was a two inch long slice, not deep, but still long. I noticed I had siscors in my hand still, and facepalmed.

Update: SHIT GUYS, I JUST NOTICED, THERES ANOTHER CUT RIGHT NEXT TO THIS ONE! Its less deep, but its also like… five inches long. What. the. Shit.

I just wanted to take a moment of time to list the various pains I’m in. I won’t explain how I acquired these injuries, but please know that I do have them, and the discomfort level is OVER 9000!

The underside of my right foot’s big toe is sliced into.
Splinter wound in my hand.
The area right below my right elbow has a good two inch scrape.
The “knuckle” of my left foot is scraped.
My right hip to the first half of my right ass cheek is moderately rug burned (or something of this effect).
I have a slight headache.
To finish off the list, best for last right? My knee is kinda fucked. The top half is not only scrapped so bad its completely red, there are maybe 6-8 little slash/ tear marks. The bottum half has four distinct tear marks and like.. a mild puncture wound thing… Its technically fine but it hurts whenever i move my knee.
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Hey there jerkpoppers. How goes your jerkpopping tonight? I’d like to take a minute and tell you to a rather faily piece of fail tonight, as I hope you might get a chuckle or two. I had found that my big toe had accumulated some dead skin on the bottum of it, and I had wanted to get rid of it, as I like to keep my feet in good condition (seriously, I live in a dorm, who knows what sorts of foot fungus or shit I could get, socks ftw) I didn’t have a foot filer thing, because i’m not a women, so the only other thing I could do was cut it off. I had nothing, and I found myself at the art building today. I took a box cutter with me and well.. I’ll let you come up with what you think happened next. No majour damage but SON OF A BITCH it hurt.

Have you ever heard of a TV show called Shark? Apparently it’s about a cutthroat prosecutor who has a personal epiphany and needs to redeem himself, or something?

Yeah, I’ve never heard of it either. But apparently a good friend of mine from high school just landed a small role in the season finale episode airing this May.

In other words: watch it or I’ll destroy everything and everyone you’ve ever loved. If that doesn’t convince you, about the fact that she’s a fiercely hot blonde? Watch it! DO IT! DOOO IIIIT!

So my friend Rick lives on a ranch. Lots of horses, chickens, mules, yadda yadda yadda. It’s quite hilly there as well, and the mud that day was fall-on-the-ass-tastic.

Another friend and I were outside, doing the thing that all teenage town kids do–chase chickens. Red, yellow, black, white–it didn’t matter as long as they squawked loudly and flapped/hobbled away when we chased them. The front yard was a flurry of running chickens and terrorist teenagers.

The two of us ran around to the back following our avian prey, unknowing of the horror that was…

…Gordon.
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Hello my fellow Malchiks and Malchikas (NADSAT), i have a quickie here. I bought Crisis Core, WITH MAH SECRET SAVINGS, at a best buy today. I’m going back to school tommorow, and I have a LOOOONG car ride. So I buy my game, and I opened it as soon as I got in the car. Inside of the game’s case, there was a God of War : Chains of Olympus demo, that even said “not for resale”, and no Crisis Core…. I was about to kill someone. 40$. For A Demo. Of a different game. THE FUCK. Luckily I was able to exchange it, but damn. I was pissed.