I’m postin’ crazy today!!!!

If you hear Pigeon4 or myself talk about FPSes, STALKER will come up.   Well, here’s some new and delicious gameplay videos from IGN of the new STALKER prequel Clear Sky.

Enjoy.

…the red team runs out of money?  They find temp jobs of course!

Well, this year’s Otakon is almost here.  I’m so damn excited, I might not get the sleep required for the 14+ hour drive from south Georgia to Baltimore, MD.  Through all the excitement (and lots of Mass Effect), I have just viewed the schedule for the con…and I must say, DAYUM its packed full of win.

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Ok so, this is the second time an incident like this has happened to me, so i’m gonna rant about it. There are certain anime and manga characters that I really happen to like. Seeing them on screen makes me giddy with joy. When a cosplayer pulls off these characters well, it also makes me happy. If these cosplayers are people I personally know? Their awesome factor goes up over 9000. What If, and I say, What If some one you completely disliked cosplayed one of your favorite characters? WHAT THEN BITCHES, WHAT THEN?! You begin to hate this person even more, for fucking with your loved characters. Of course, one can’t rip the costume of the other person , for that’s sexual harassment. One can only sit there and watch, as these assholes RAPE your favorite character’s image and spirit.

No, this didn’t make much sense, but could some of you relate? I wonder.

The first slow day…

Well, there are many sports in the world…football, cricket, the other football. This is the new craze. It’ll catch on eventually.

Tokyo Cooney’s videos are all worth watching.

Yes, I do have a myspace, and yes, i have bulliten whore friends that post shit. This, however, is complete bullshit. This is pretty much a guide to what girls are thinking, watch me disprove it!

WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
(or you know, she thinks your batshit insane. Seriously, where does one get “I LOVE YOU” from “YOU’RE CRAZY”?)

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I LOVE YOU
( OUT OF NO WHERE, GOGOGOGO)

WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER
(or you know, don’t. Stop and think “WAIT, SHE’S RUNNING AWAY FOR A REASON”.)

WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER
(this one could be plausible, but you’d be better off putting your penis in it)

WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT
( Enjoy your domestic abuse!)

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Well, in this great and wonderful season of Top Gear (BBC style of course) (better than any other show) Jezza has found some pictures while on teh internetz.  Well, we finally get a chance to see what it is that’s so LOLworthy…

Does throwing in an NSFW!!!!!! make it ok?????????

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For a while now, LOLDONGS has been a staple of the Japanator IRC. Though in the past LOLDONGS has faced adversity, B&, and total disrespect, today LOLDONGS is a shining star of our little corner of the internet. For the return of Jerkpop, I caught up with *the* Sir Lol Dong for an interview. All I can say here is that, it was interesting. Catch it after the jump!
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Well fuck me solid guys, Jerkpop is back! Lets see how long the failtrain rides this time. Ok, so here’s a little something that happened friday night.

I was in the city with some friends and we were walking back to the train station, so I could, you know, get home. We get to the entrance and are about to say our farewells to the friends that would not be going home with myself, when we notice a small, black, afro’d woman walking around. What was so special about the little lady? SHE WAS AN INSANE HOBO. We were able to make the call that she was a hobo by the fact that her “I <3 NY” shirt was between 3 and 9 sizes too big, and was dirtier than your average prostitue’s vag. As for the insane part, she wasn’t walking as much as just stomping everywhere, and I mean everywhere. As soon as the nearby light turned green, and the cars started coming by, she started to walk in giant circles, in the middle of traffic. She just went in, stopped a car, moved on a bit, stopped another car, rinse and repeat a few more times and she came back to wear she started. At one point she actually came and stood right in our group circle for 30 seconds and humbled off to see what the group of fat people next were talking about. She tried jumping to see the middle of their circle. We couldn’t stop laughing. Thankfully she didn’t notice, for I fear she would’ve stabbed us with a rusty razor she kept in her asshole.

I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried : /

Yeah, I said it! Since there might be a resurrection of Jerkpop I will actively participate in the endeavor.  As for all of you who could have been posting, YOU ARE ALL LAZY.

I’ve just been busy…that’s my excuse.