Jerkpop has a great deal of inactivity lately. We didn’t even record a podcast this week. Rest assured the podcasts will continue, and i’ll atleast make the occasional post. We don’t really have many readers though so… would it make a difference if we just shut down? i don’t know.

I’m just posting this to get it out there folks.

I saw this on Topless Robot.

There’s really not much I’m posting about other than to let people know that yes, I am alive. There are reasons I haven’t been posting, namely that I can’t think up a good story. What is the solution, you ask? Videos! I saw this gem running around the IRC, and then was commanded by Stig to watch it, so here you go.

So for a school project, i was supposed to write an excerpt of a screen play. I figured why not post it here.

The Crossdresser Blues:
Scene: Fuzzy Afternoon

EVERYTHING WAS REALLY BY KURO

Set Up: Kylie is sitting in a chair with a desk. Two cops walk in the room, whisper to each other for a short time, and then one walks out of the area. The remaining cop sits down, across from Kylie.

Sam: Hello, my name is Sam Wright. Its nice to meet you.

Kylie remains silent.

Sam: Um, okay. Kyle Bashette, right? We’re here to question you about the stabbing of Justin Thorough. He clai-

Kylie: Kylie (muttered)

Sam: Excuse me?

Kylie: Kylie. My name is Kylie.

Sam: The file say your name is Kyle Bashette.

Kylie: I SAID MY NAME IS KYLIE!
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Guys, seriously, what the fuck.

Episode 13.2222:
The “We Can’t count” Episode

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Cast:
Sin - Nis’ good/evil twin
Kurono-K - Con boy
Stig-san - Did he ever talk…?
ebzero - Too damn quiet, bitch.
Cyber34 - Potato Meister
Axia - The convict.

No, there isn’t an error. Jerkpop now officially does their episode in decimals.

I am uberly tired from doing lots of homework and gaming today, so no run down list. Worry not, since this episode is very awesome.

Sonic smokes
Lulz to Uwe Boll
More Uwe Boll
GASP! Goku will die!? SHOCKER!
Urghhhfuuuuakfanekwjfa *barfing sound*
Top 10 characters people want to be. Including your mom.
Discovery channel? On our jerkpop!? MADNESS
Captain America Anatomy.
GET THESE MOTHERF***EN STRIPPERS OF THIS MOTHERF***EN TRAIN!

Well, Gia, since I haven’t seen anyone else post it…Happy Birthday!  Not much else to say, I hope you had a great day, filled with at least well wishes and good times.  Take care, and have another good year!

Episode 13:
The “Almost American” Episode

An image of gia if she was a he.

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Cast:
Nis - Non-American
Kurono-K - American Loli
Gia - Manly American
Bakuryu - Girly American Teacher
Ebzero - American Gamer

I know, I know. Our podcast has been a bit boring for the last few weeks. But fear not! For Jerkpop podcast is back in business! We might’ve lost Tube and Kuro has also been giving us the worst topics ever. This week, however, we have gia back and we also have Bakuryu, our resident english teacher to join us!

Oh, I forgot. There’s that ebzero too.

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00:00 Jerkpop: The teacher says…
01:38 Another public service announcement by Kuro!
08:00 SHIT! WE GOT A GIRL! (Or at least, Bakuryu does…)
14:00 CROTCH CANNON!
22:58 All guys have a canon fetish?
28:00 Bakuryu teaches a very important lesson.
37:40 BEST VERSION OF BIBLE EVER! Link
43:50 Supposedly Peanutmans quote…but we side tracked, too much.
49:00 gia and Kuro, hitting it up?
56:00 THE RETURN OF DONNA MEAT!
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Okay, so I know this was mentioned in the podcast but I can’t find where it was and I’m not about to listen to all of it just to put the link beside the topic. So here it is, the macbook condom link.

I forgot to update on this guys, but the April 12th Scientology raids were win. Instead of pointing out stuff myself, check out the various collections of win I’ll post, and a few highlights too.

Overviews of everything, find specific locals yourself:
Enturbulation
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Throughout the course of this month, I’ve become broke. As a result, I’m willing to do almost anything if food is the payment. My girlfriend offered me food today if I performed a few actions, and took some pictures. Stop getting excited, because it’s not what you’re thinking of pervert. Pictures of said actions are after the jump (there aren’t any pornographic pictures, but there is implied action figure screwing. You have been warned).

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