So for a school project, i was supposed to write an excerpt of a screen play. I figured why not post it here.
The Crossdresser Blues:
Scene: Fuzzy Afternoon
EVERYTHING WAS REALLY BY KURO
Set Up: Kylie is sitting in a chair with a desk. Two cops walk in the room, whisper to each other for a short time, and then one walks out of the area. The remaining cop sits down, across from Kylie.
Sam: Hello, my name is Sam Wright. Its nice to meet you.
Kylie remains silent.
Sam: Um, okay. Kyle Bashette, right? We’re here to question you about the stabbing of Justin Thorough. He clai-
According to Court Records, in Edgeworth’s upcomming game, Phoenix Wright will have no more of an appearance than a mere cameo. This is a travesty. I could handle Phoenix not being the main character in Ace Attourney 4, hell, AA4 ended up being the best of the games in my opinion, but.. no more than a cameo? WRIGHT DESERVES MORE THAN THIS! What the hell are the developers at capcom thinking? Edgeworth is quite awesome (though Godot and Klavier are even more so), but wouldn’t be anything without Wright. First with the 3d person investigations, 2nd with the No trials, 3rd with the no wright? Will Gyakuten Kenji even be a good game?
Cast:
Nis - Wasn’t involved
Kurono-K - Was too young to be involved
Axia - Wasn’t involved either
Gia - …Obviously involved
Bakuryu’s girlfriend (Lan) - Yes, indeed.
Erm, title says it all. All you’ll hear is the occasional commentary from me or Axia, Kuro had his ears covered while Gia and Lan are getting it o–.
Okay, so I lied (although not entirely…), but nevermind! This episode is about as good as sex as we revisit some of our old topics (mainly the Dutch wives) and make it more interesting!
Special thanks to Lan for joining our podcast and gia for running groceries…?
One last thing, the run down I do each week takes way too long. Since I have to listen to it all over again and I already listen to the damn podcast a bijillion times while editting. So from now on, I’ll just place links below. Most of them are in order, but many of them are not.
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Japanese Dutch Wives, revisited! Link (NSFW)
ANGRY CULTS! Link
Ronald McDonald is over 9000!!!!! Link
Marvel Mummies? Link
Video game and porn? Whaaaa? Link
Girlfriend in a box.Link
More Otaku rooms! Link
Men staring in mixed bath? MADNESS! Link
Suddenly, jizzing all over the keyboard gives an all new meaning. Link
Ronald McDonald invades Japan some more, GUNDAM STYLE!Link
Gundam girl. Sorta freaky, but I’d hit that. (Nis) Link
Terminators are better at sex than you are, ’nuff said. Link
Heero Yuy is not toast! I would’ve never guessed! Link
The new line of bikinis, and don’t expect this to be safe for work.Link(NSFW)
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Because no one ever posts, I’ve decided to lighten things up. Here are 4 *different* Hatsune Miku (and various other vocaloid) Caramel Dansen videos. Lets start off with the nendroid one!
Cast:
Sin - Nis’ good/evil twin
Kurono-K - Con boy
Stig-san - Did he ever talk…?
ebzero - Too damn quiet, bitch.
Cyber34 - Potato Meister
Axia - The convict.
No, there isn’t an error. Jerkpop now officially does their episode in decimals.
I am uberly tired from doing lots of homework and gaming today, so no run down list. Worry not, since this episode is very awesome.
This video/song was spread around 4chan about a year ago, and to this day it remains as a QUALITY standard in musical achievement. Let me share it with you.