Podcasts

February 16th, 2008 by gia

The Short ListFor more details on the individual episodes, scrooooooll down.

Episode 00: Asahina Miku–*Ahem*The no idea what we are doing episode.DownloadCast:Nis - The asian sounding oneEbzero - The southern one (according to Kurono-k)giapet - The female one (GASP! GIRLZ ON INTERWEBZ)Kurono-K - The one with a crappy mic.TubeOxen - The slow talking one.Stig-san - The plain one.

This is the first episode ever, and we had no idea what we were doing, not even a general topic to start! So here’s what happened…(Forgive me for ripping off the way PTS does its rundown)

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00:00 How to efficiently say the title of this podcast.

05:06 WHAT ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT!?!?!?!

05:22 Audiosurf

08:40 Kuro fails, very much.

10:49 Kuro continues to fail, and then profanity, lots and lots.

16:40 Grandmother + Knee high stockings + Garders?

19:45 How to say our title: continued.

25:45 gia “Mmm, delicious traps.”

36:30 Romeo X Juliet, shakespeare? fantasy? *SPOILERS WARNING*

44:30 Kuro doesn’t like Star Wars and Indiana Jones? OMGWTFBBQZ

49:30 Our intelligence level isn’t so low after all.

60:30 gia shared a towel with a guy.

67:50 “Why is dvd releasing all the anime I want on dvds.”

77:36 Wallpaper with subtitles.

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Links we discussed in this week’s show!Audiosurf - Just hunt around 4chan /rs/

Onion news + Nascar

Wheeling dead buddy to get money

gia’s blog

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Episode 01:

The Sausage fest episode. Trap sister version.

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Cast:

Nis - Continues to sound like an asian

Ebzero - Mic failing a tiny bit

Kurono-K - Mic with a lying filter

TubeOxen - Still very slow talking

Sigue - Even quieter mic.

Alright, another week, another podcast. If you liked our first episode, you won’t be disappointed this episode either! The only difference is, this week, we are trying to be organize and have a general idea of what to talk about!

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00:00 Kuro’s amazing (read:Failure) beatboxing

00:40 Nis failing on the intro, take two.

03:00 Boobies?

05:20 Shall this episode be name Episode negative01?

07:40 TUBE’S SISTER IS A TRAP!!!!!

12:11 2 Million people visiting Jtor? How!?

14:21 Talking to plants?

16:36 Pornbots into IRC?

19:00 Kuro trying to hit on Eb!?

23:30 Your new years is encouraged by a pornbot.

27:58 Kuro is shota?

31:50 Peanutman becomes a topic!

39:35 Kuro knows a Otakukin!

43:52 Deathnote = Game of tag?

55:20 Kuro fails, again. Again. Again. Again.

67:00 Trap of the week!

73:00 Sigue likes Pterodactyl porn!

77:00 We talk about this season’s anime!

84:00 Kuro’s failure outro!

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This week’s links:

random Porn Bot post

Sezan’s detail analysis of pornbot talks

Anime list we were talking about.

Trap cosplayer?

Legendary trap

Hot Gundam Action(literally)

Naruto XXX

Gundam00 Trap

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Episode 02:

The we attempt to be musical while Kuro now has MPD and is a pedophile and a loli at the same time Episode.

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Cast:

Nis - Still very asian.

Ebzero - Still very south.

giapet - Still very female.

Kurono-K/Kimmy/Ronald McDonald - The pedophile and a 12 year old loli all in one package.

TubeOxen - Still very slow at talking, now with 100% more internet failure.

Third episode already! I can’t believe this ridiculous idea has turned into a weekly podcast. Three weeks in, and I finally say our title without much screw up and seems like everyone is getting into the hang of things.

Thought we spice things up this week with us singing the OP and ED to the podcast which incidentally is also the OP and ED of Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei (or is it the other way around?)

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00:00 Kuro/Kimmy/Ronald McDonald singing the OP to Zetsubou Sensei (Hito Toshite Jiku ga Bureteiru)

03:21 If you can’t stand Kuro’s beautiful singing, please skip to this. =P

05:05 Let’s try to pronounce the title!

07:00 Stig-san turned into a porn bot!?

10:40 giapet is a dirty pervert? And Kuro is the one saying this!?

13:10 Peanutmans is now a superhero? Wait no, stupid hero?

20:42 ebzero’s sexual fantasy includes pumpkin heads.

23:00 Our trap of the week!

27:45 Tube’s internet failed, and we talk behind Tube’s back! (Sorta)

32:00 gia sings her lullaby

36:00 From trap, to calculus!

39:30 Which anime world would you wanna be in?

47:30 eroge talks.

51:23 Kuro saying how we doesn’t have a social life…hmmmm

56:25 We start talking about anime piracy!

64:41 Yes, it’s bound to happen. We talk about ADV.

73:43 Kuro completely confuses us.

77:55 Our debate on the Otaku Debate!

86:00 Kuro is now a fetish?

90:20 Nis + gia singing Zetsubou Sensei’s ED (Zessei Bijin)

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Links for this week’s show!

Stig turns into a porn bot!

Our imagination of how Kimmy is.

Muzzy

Our trap of the week. And Yes, that IS a guy.

The Otaku Debate Jtor post.

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Episode 03:

The “We tried to be funny all the way and fails at the end.” and “We also didn’t bother QCing” episode.

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Cast:

Nis - Continues to be asian

Ebzero - Loves pumpkin heads

giapet - Continues to be a female and an old-maid

Kurono-K - Has even more personalities

Stig-san - Meh.

Fourth ep, probably gonna get bored soon. Kuro has another few personalities to share that doesn’t involve loli or pedophile suprisingly. gia and me singing once again, hoping your ears haven’t bled or scared you off yet. I also didn’t bother QC-ing since…well, I simply can’t be bothered.

Oh, and I forgot. HAIL GIA!desu.

P.S.: Can you tally up how many Lucky Star op did I use for the background music?

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00:00 gia singing the op to Spice & Wolf (Tobi no Tochuu)

04:47 HAIL GIA!

08:40 Stig, boring.

10:15 Porn bot quote of the week. With beatboxing.

16:45 More of Kuro’s personality.

18:40 Kuro also admitted on air that he’s an otaku-kun

25:28 Peanutmans quote of the week, and we have translation this time!

32:40 We have creepers on IRC.

33:45 GIA IS AN OLD-MAID

40:35 Tube is…gia’s e-boyfriend?

46:00 Michu won’t take off her bra.

50:45 Who’s our trap of the week? We don’t know!

55:10 ebzero loves to muder children.

64:55 Nis is piss yellow.

72:45 Who would we vote for Otaku president!

78:00 Apparently, we don’t listen to our own podcast….

79:33 Nis sings Hare Hare Yukai (Version Kyon…or Version Nis in this matter)

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Links for this week’s show!

Ukrainian Money 1

Ukrainian Money 2

Grammar Lesson, in all its glory by peanutmans.

I <3 Molestors?

Trap 1: Bridget

Trap 2: Otome wa boku ni koishiteru

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SPECIAL VALENTINE’S DAY EPISODE!:

The episode title self-explanatory episode.

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Cast:

Nis - Is single.

ebzero - Also single

Stig-san - Single as well.

Sigue - Single, but gives advices?

TubeOxen - Wants his penis to disappear.

HAPPY VALENTINES PEOPLE! Or if you are like the host for our little special podcast, happy single awareness day. This one is Kuro’s idea, he said we should do something to celebrate the fact that we are single or what not. (Although he isn’t in this because he was having fun with this girl on a train or something.) Do note this isn’t this week’s episode, this week’s episode will be coming out probably by the end of the week like always.

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01:18 If you are listen to this, you don’t have a life or a girlfriend.

02:10 Our advices (Sig’s) for romantic relationships.

04:40 Being gay with psycho mantis?

10:10 Main topic: Which anime girl would you like to have as girlfriend?

17:15 Money > Love?

24:43 Female Otaku as girlfriend?

29:50 Playing tag in a minefield + knives?

34:00 Obligation Chocolate?

31:34 First time TubeOxen talking about penis disappearing.

37:30 Peanutmans has a girl and we are doing podcast? Oh dear…

39:25 Second time Tube wanting penis to disappear.

40:00 Detachable Penis

41:30 Tube talking about losing his penis again!

43:00 We conclude, with only one conclusion. What conclusion? Well, you’ll have to listen to find out now.

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No links for this episode….But we do have a quote.

[23:49:41] <Sigue> If all else fails, just stick it in.

[23:50:00] <Sigue> “You know, I really don-GAGHghhgggagahslurpghaka”

[23:50:03] <!Nis> Haha

[23:50:16] <ebzero> LOL

[23:51:04] <ebzero> how awkward would that be though

[23:51:14] <!Nis> XD!

[23:51:19] <TubeOxen> So, I got to the H-scene in the Fate Scenario…

[23:51:27] <Sigue> Was it good?

[23:51:29] <TubeOxen> and i was like “Wow. I had no idea Rin would be doing that.”

[23:51:32] <ebzero> she comes in your room and you’d be like standing on your bed cleaning your fan

[23:51:42] <TubeOxen> It was nice.

[23:51:53] <!Nis> The shallowness of this

[23:51:55] <ebzero> and she be like “Whats up?” and you’d go “This”

[23:52:04] <ebzero> and shove your dick in her mouth

[23:52:05] <Sigue> Actually, Nis, it’s pretty deep.

[23:52:08] <TubeOxen> rofl eb

[23:52:09] <ebzero> REALLY awkward

[23:52:30] <!Nis> Wow sig

[23:52:36] <!Nis> I’m not sure if you intended that >_>

[23:52:38] <ebzero> if she’s not Chinese you could be like “Thats how we say hello”

[23:52:46] <Sigue> It was completely intentional.

[23:52:52] <Sigue> Unless it’s funnier if I didn’t mean it

[23:52:56] <Sigue> Because then that’s what I did

[23:52:57] <ebzero> lol

[23:53:05] <!Nis> It’s more funny when it’s not

[23:53:13] <Sigue> Okay. Totally accident.

[23:53:32] <!Nis> This is quotable. Almost

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Episode 04:

The “17 inches” episode.

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Cast:

Nis - Asian

ebzero - South

Stig-san - Plain

Sigue - Come and go.

TubeOxen - Slow

giapet - Girl

Fifth episode, (sixth if you count the valentine episode). Fun fact, the other day I checked all the episodes and all together we have recorded over six and a half hours of podcast.

This episode was actually recorded right after the Valentine’s day special episode. That’s why Kuro is awol, and that’s why we are making fun of him.

Oh, and hence forth, I probably won’t ever say the full name of this podcast anymore. I mean, come on, who wants to say “JIRCPUOPOIRCCW - The Japanator IRC podcast, the unofficial official podcast of the official irc channel of the website.” everytime? =P

PS: My computer got gay when I was recording this, so somehow it recorded my voice ahead of other people’s. So it sounds like I’m jumping other people’s lines or seems like I know what they are saying before I say it. =_=;

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00:00 gia singing us Potemayo’s op, Katamichi Catch ball

04:55 Kurono-K is dead, we aren’t drunk yet and Tube only wants sandwiches.

09:00 Where in the world is gia sandiego?

15:30 Tube is watching porn for the story.

21:45 17 inches is too big.

34:10 gia’s city like poop stink.

38:15 Everyone on our podcast..except for gia is a virgin!

44:04 Tube went emo…

50:00 We continue our 17 inches talk.

54:50 We look through some world records…of…things.

58:20 LISTENER QUESTIONS!

75:50 EBZERO WEAR PANTIES!

81:30 Nis sings D-gray man’s ED…5 or something? (Anata ga koko ni iru riyuu)

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Links for this week’s show!

TENGEN TOPPA! CAP’N CRUNCH!

World Records!

EBZERO’S PANTY DRAWER!

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Episode 05:

The Sausagefest with inhaler episode.

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Cast:

Nis - Dying

ebzero - Quiet mic

TubeOxen - Slow

Cyber34 - Ukrainian

Kurono-K - Boob eater.

Sixth episode (not including valentine days episode), we’ve sure came a long way. I can’t believe this all started out with some random crazy idea to having our own domain (thanks to gia)

Not much to say about this episode aside from the fact that…it is another sausagefest and our SECRET guest didn’t show up. (Eyes Len)

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00:00 Peanutrain~~~~

02:18 We start with cleaning blood out of our ears.

05:00 What fruit to sex up?

12:15 Listening Questions!

25:50 WE HAVE OUR OWN WEBSITE!

30:05 SLEEP RAPING!

37:47 Powerpuff girls..wait, what?

40:15 Peanut quote of the week!

45:46 HEY GIA! KURO WANTS TO EAT YOUR BOOBS!

52:23 Peanut Thread of the week!

56:20 What is Donna Meat?

61:50 We need to do a MST some day…

67:10 Kuro internet’s fails.

77:14 Nis, once again bringing music (or pain) to your ears. He sings a song from Koda Kumi this time! Song name: Ai no Uta.

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Links for this week’s show!

Most painful fruit to have sex with.

Powerpuff girls.

Which Haruhi would -you- pick?

Donna meat.(Very very NSFW)

Farva…Ebzero?

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Episode 06:

The “Nis and his computer is both sick, but your ears will certainly bleed” Episode

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Cast:

Nis - The patient

Ebzero - That guy

Kurono-K - That failure

TubeOxen - That very slow talking guy.

Sigue - The Doctor

GodLen - That Japanator guy.

Sometimes, I wonder who actually reads this post or do they just go straight for the link.

We finally got godlen on our podcast after doing 8 of these, and he pays more attention to dynasty warriors than us. T_T About this episode, you will once again hear my voice going faster than it was intended to because of my computer being sick along with me. Sorry about that.

One more note before we start this podcast, I would highly recommand everyone to NOT listen to the songs of this podcast, because they WILL make your ears bleed…significantly.

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03:43 Please skip here to avoid your ears bleeding.

06:03 Peanutmans typing made me get a tumor.

12:30 GODLEN JOINS US!

18:24 Len starts crying in the shower after missing our recording last week

27:10 ebzero: OBJECTION! I would like to present the BearForce1 clip to court.

39:00 Kuso Miso Technique…what? Kuro’s reading of the week.

45:00 The earth is flat…not.

57:00 Three hours movie of screaming and powering up.

63:00 IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!

70:13 Addicted to oxygen.

81:35 Please stop listening here if you don’t want your ears to bleed

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Links for this week’s show!

Kuso Miso Technique.It’s somewhat disturbing, don’t say I didn’t warn ya.

The picture of Kuro’s reading.(NSFW)

Earth is flat topic.

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Episode 07:

The “Will it blend?” Episode

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Cast:

Nis - Still alive.

Ebzero - Liar with a very quiet mic. I tried fixing it as best as I could with after-production but I couldn’t.

Kurono-K - Very obsessed with gia’s sex life.

TubeOxen - Plays way too much eroge.

Cyber34 - “Ah Mother Land!”

giapet - Finally has her apartment.

For the sake of your ears, we decided to NOT sing the opening and ending themes this week. (Yea, sorry about last week. We were well aware of how painful it must’ve been for your ears.)

I would also like to point out, despite of popular believe, we (jerkpop) does not harm or blend loli or girls or babies or any sort of human being.

P.S.: I’m slacking on the run-down this time, busy.

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00:00 Disclaimer!

01:00 Kuro is way too obsessed with gia’s sex life.

09:15 Two big news for anime fans!

26:30 Ukraine is really poor, too poor.

38:20 Once again, we start our eroge talk…

51:20 Cosplay porn, hell ya! (and of course, Kuro hates it.)

64:00 ebzero LIES

67:00 Tentacle talks…>_>;

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Links for this week’s show!

TMA cosplay porn(NSFW)

Cyber posted a link about making Obama looking more black.

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Episode 08:

The “Nis got too lazy to edit” Uncut Episode

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Cast:

Nis - Lazy bastard

Kurono-K - Im in ur pantry, stealing ur fuuds

TubeOxen - Tubeoxen #1

Cyber34 - Poor bastard

Skuj - TubeOxen #2

Female - Random female voice

Things been happening up and down this week, so I haven’t got time to edit till today but I was too lazy to…so guess what I did? Yes, that’s right. I didn’t edit at all, just took pretty much everything from the recording and shoved it in. Though I felt a bit bad for not doing any work, so I shoved in a massive amount of random BGM from random OST. Hope you enjoy it despite the lack of editting!

Note: We really don’t know who that random female voice in the background is.

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00:00 Things we talk about BEFORE the show!

20:10 We finally started the show!

90:04 Things we talk about after the show!

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Links for this week’s show!

Only in Russian…

Two Year old boy with constant hard-on

Bacon cups!

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Episode 09:

The “Please don’t listen to this” Episode

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Cast:

Nis - Failure #1

Kurono-K - Failure #2

Cyber34 - Failure #3

Stig-san - Failure #4

Ebzero - Failure #5

Liam - Guest Failure

Another episode where we start off really good and then takes a sudden dive midway. So we are sorry about how boring it might be near the end if you decide to listen to this the whole way through. (Such a positive salesmen, aren’t I?)

00:04 We got extra people we don’t care about in our show!

00:21 Kuro’s daily fix of fail.

02:16 Let’s bash on Tube some more because he isn’t here!

08:15 We need a forum? Yes? No? (Btw, please tell us if you want or not want a jerkpop forum)

13:15 Kuro VS Scientology. Kuro fails.

22:17 Penis Quote of the Weak

30:05 POCKY TALK!

34:50 New Otaku Debate: Who fails more? John? Gia? Our answer is…Kimmy!

41:08 TRAP WAR!

49:45 Kuro…KURO! STOP GIVING US HARUHI CHARTS!

54:10 Cyber is a 2d, robotic communist who shoots potatoes!

59:15 After 11 episodes, Kuro thinks the Asian is the Ukrainian…

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Links for this week’s show!

Liam’s computer case.

Nis’ Pocky and Pretz box collection

We compare who has the best trap! #1

We compare who has the best trap! #2

We compare who has the best trap! #3

We compare who has the best trap! #4

We compare who has the best trap! #5

We compare who has the best trap! #6

We compare who has the best trap! #7

We compare who has the best trap! #8

We compare who has the best trap! #8

More Haruhi versions debate wtf whatever

Jack Thompson advocates child molestation

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Episode 10:

The “there are things in the world that even gia wouldn’t have sex with” Episode

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Cast:

Nis - Huh?

Kurono-K - Guh?

Cyber34 - Fuh?

Gia - Desu~

WE FINALLY REACH TWO DIGIT EPISODES! Other then that, short list of cast this week, Tube is still MIA and we couldn’t get anyone else on because we fail like that. But at least gia is back! Yay!

All hail gia!

Oh, and for the sake of simplicity. From now on, I will put the link beside the topic of the breakdown below. Also, I tried to let my computer trim the podcast for me, so some of them sound a bit fruity. Sorry about that =P.

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01:45 We start the show…with Vodka, again…

04:43 #1 thing gia wouldn’t have sex with: Dolls!Link 1 Link #2

10:50 Tennis ball up the skirt…wha!?

14:10 Where is our Tube!?

17:08 Vampire Knight talk…aka, gia and Kuro goes off in their own little world. Link

19:16 Futanari vampires. Link(Very NSFW)

27:22 Ibaraki shopping mall stabbity stabb!Link 1 Link 2

31:56 Penis quote of the weak

34:36 Operation Reconnect Link

37:35 Rocket girl…durrrrrrrrr Link

41:30 MyFace! Link

49:00 We talk about gia’s potential boyfriend! Link

57:45 Listener Questions.

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Episode 11:

The “Clusterfuck” Episode

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Cast:

Nis

Kurono-K

Cyber34

Gia

Sigue

Ebzero

Stig-san

John Martone

GodLen (Almost got him in here!)

Yes, I know what you are thinking. You are about to say, “this podcast doesn’t exist! It’s an hour of rick roll!” But I will assure you on my life (for what it’s worth) that it isn’t. We actually did record this podcast, and PTS finished early so we decided to invite all their hosts in half way.

We also jumped over a HECK load of topics and we kept jumping around, so I can’t exactly keep track and make a useful rundown like I usually do, instead I will just post all the links we discussed.

Links: (I have no idea which ones are safe for work and which ones aren’t anymore, so click at your own discretion.)

Batman vs. Al Qaeda

(Classic) Trap of the Week?

Mexico hates emos.

Nis likes his girls strange (retarded?)

Old Man vs Al Qaeda

Ukrainian Food II: Return of the Ukrainian Food

Best fanfiction writer ever.

Cyber fails at dramatic reading.

How many cannibals could YOU feed?

Sigue fails at dramatic reading as well.

Someone on the internet doesn’t fail at dramatic reading.

Funny signs.

Funny foreigners.

The best of Russian fruitsmithing.

Cock-Cola

Grandpa Fuckin’ Spaceshuttle

Fucking lovely.

Steaming cock.

No chewing cum.

Don’t shit on the floor.

Fuck like a BEAST.

Very fucking engrish lesson.

Fuck off!

Wal-Mart Introduces South to High Culture

How much of x substance would it take to kill YOU?

Fractal fun.

My First Time Ever

Eb could watch this forever.

Weekly dose of porn.

6 Disney secrets you’ll wish you never read.

Proof of evolution.

Boob coffin.

Trippy.

Also trippy.

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Episode 12:

The “Shit” Episode

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Cast:

Nis - Likes chicks.

Kurono-K - Hates chicks.

Cyber34 - Love binaries.

Stig-san - Hates talking.

Ever wondered to yourself…Wtf am I doing? This is definately what I feel about our podcasts nowadays.

Ignore what Kuro’s so call “Public Service Announcement” in the beginning, he’s just annoyed at creatures with vaginas atm.

I am also a bit busy this week, so as you can see, very crappy rundown and I’m just going to put down the links below like below.

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00:00 Opening of this episode and Kuro’s Public Service announcement, could be ignored.

54:10 A very end of this very bad episode.

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Let’s kill the teacher!

P4! Woo~

Science has given us…beastality.

Japanese teachers has illegal porn.(Wtf is illegal porn? Aside from CP)

Hottest oldman you’ll ever see

Random funny picutres

Video of Japanese people, having air sex, (like air guitar, but hotter)

Things to do when you are bored

Awesome cosplay #1

Awesome cosplay #2

Must have item from ebay! French Fry!

World smallest midget.

Baby with two face

Alionic hair dye

Things you never knew the names for.

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Episode 13:

The “Almost American” Episode

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Cast:

Nis - Non-American

Kurono-K - American Loli

Gia - Manly American

Bakuryu - Girly American Teacher

Ebzero - American Gamer

I know, I know. Our podcast has been a bit boring for the last few weeks. But fear not! For Jerkpop podcast is back in business! We might’ve lost Tube and Kuro has also been giving us the worst topics ever. This week, however, we have gia back and we also have Bakuryu, our resident english teacher to join us!

Oh, I forgot. There’s that ebzero too.

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00:00 Jerkpop: The teacher says…

01:38 Another public service announcement by Kuro!

08:00 SHIT! WE GOT A GIRL! (Or at least, Bakuryu does…)

14:00 CROTCH CANNON!

22:58 All guys have a canon fetish?

28:00 Bakuryu teaches a very important lesson.

37:40 BEST VERSION OF BIBLE EVER! Link

43:50 Supposedly Peanutmans quote…but we side tracked, too much.

49:00 gia and Kuro, hitting it up?

56:00 THE RETURN OF DONNA MEAT!

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Okay, so I know this was mentioned in the podcast but I can’t find where it was and I’m not about to listen to all of it just to put the link beside the topic. So here it is, the macbook condom link.
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Episode 13.2222:
The “We Can’t count” Episode

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Cast:
Sin - Nis’ good/evil twin
Kurono-K - Con boy
Stig-san - Did he ever talk…?
ebzero - Too damn quiet, bitch.

Cyber34 - Potato Meister
Axia - The convict.

No, there isn’t an error. Jerkpop now officially does their episode in decimals.

I am uberly tired from doing lots of homework and gaming today, so no run down list. Worry not, since this episode is very awesome.

Sonic smokes
Lulz to Uwe Boll
More Uwe Boll
GASP! Goku will die!? SHOCKER!
Urghhhfuuuuakfanekwjfa *barfing sound*
Top 10 characters people want to be. Including your mom.
Discovery channel? On our jerkpop!? MADNESS
Captain America Anatomy.
GET THESE MOTHERF***EN STRIPPERS OF THIS MOTHERF***EN TRAIN!
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Episode 14.7:
The “Skype Sex” Episode

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Cast:
Nis - Wasn’t involved
Kurono-K - Was too young to be involved
Axia - Wasn’t involved either
Gia - …Obviously involved
Bakuryu’s girlfriend (Lan) - Yes, indeed.

Erm, title says it all. All you’ll hear is the occasional commentary from me or Axia, Kuro had his ears covered while Gia and Lan are getting it o–.

Okay, so I lied (although not entirely…), but nevermind! This episode is about as good as sex as we revisit some of our old topics (mainly the Dutch wives) and make it more interesting!

Special thanks to Lan for joining our podcast and gia for running groceries…?

One last thing, the run down I do each week takes way too long. Since I have to listen to it all over again and I already listen to the damn podcast a bijillion times while editting. So from now on, I’ll just place links below. Most of them are in order, but many of them are not.
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Japanese Dutch Wives, revisited! Link (NSFW)
ANGRY CULTS! Link
Ronald McDonald is over 9000!!!!! Link
Marvel Mummies? Link
Video game and porn? Whaaaa? Link
Girlfriend in a box.Link
More Otaku rooms! Link
Men staring in mixed bath? MADNESS! Link
Suddenly, jizzing all over the keyboard gives an all new meaning. Link
Ronald McDonald invades Japan some more, GUNDAM STYLE!Link
Gundam girl. Sorta freaky, but I’d hit that. (Nis) Link
Terminators are better at sex than you are, ’nuff said. Link
Heero Yuy is not toast! I would’ve never guessed! Link
The new line of bikinis, and don’t expect this to be safe for work.Link(NSFW)
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Episode 4^2:
The “KURO HANDLES EVERYTHING, fuck” Episode

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Nis fixed the link, back on our own webspace. Kuro fails at FTP.

Show off sum Ass
SKIRT CUT BOY
FF7 AMIRITE
FUCKYESVIOLENCE (did we talk about this?)
more Boll antics
Blind Fat People?
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Episode 17:
The “Jerkophobia” Episode

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Cast:
Nis - Sociophobic
Kurono-K - Fanficphobic
Axia - Internetfailphobic
Stig-san - Timephobic
Gia - Fearless

So, lots of internet failures. Axia dropped out about a handful of times and I dropped out at the beginning before we recorded.

I don’t know what the hell happened last week since I was busy, I guess Kuro fucked everything up like he said he would. However, fear not as Nis is back this episode to do editting and shiz.

On the side note, everyone needs to play “The World Ends With You” for the DS, it’s too much win.
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - The fear of long words. (Irony) Link
Stide Gum VS Boll Link
Uwe Boll think he’s perfect director for a GTA movie. Great. Link
Over 9000minutes of PORN Link
Another Lucky Star Porn Link
Video game and porn? Whaaaa? Link
This can only end in tears. DBZ movie official poster! Link
STAB IN THE FACE! Link
Hirano Aya trading cards. (Hawt) Link
Suzumiya Haruhi wii dancing game! Link
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Episode 18:
Segway Segue Edition

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Cast

Cyber34
Bakuyuru
Pigeon4
Stig-San
DarkCyder (Newcomer)

If any of you actually happened to listen to the latest episode, then you’d have noticed the awfully annoying delay Baku develops since he doesn’t know how to record properly. So we, the community took it upon ourselves to do another podcast a day or two later to help fulfill the mass demand for our show. I did all of the recording/editing (never have done audio editing before, but have quite a bit of video editing experience) so I hope it’s listenable. Wesly Willis is the wonderful man who brought you this episode’s music. Also, here’s the link dump.

Montauk Monster
German Family Using a Tank
Duke Nukem Trilogy / Burger Time Parody
Man Calls 911 Over Subway Sandwich