I found this shit on myspace

Yes, I do have a myspace, and yes, i have bulliten whore friends that post shit. This, however, is complete bullshit. This is pretty much a guide to what girls are thinking, watch me disprove it!

WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
(or you know, she thinks your batshit insane. Seriously, where does one get “I LOVE YOU” from “YOU’RE CRAZY”?)

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I LOVE YOU
( OUT OF NO WHERE, GOGOGOGO)

WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER
(or you know, don’t. Stop and think “WAIT, SHE’S RUNNING AWAY FOR A REASON”.)

WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER
(this one could be plausible, but you’d be better off putting your penis in it)

WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT
( Enjoy your domestic abuse!)

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