My voice turns boys into men

It may be just me, but this picture seems a little racist… maybe.

Hello all! This is your resident soon-to-be English teacher Bakuryu letting you know that I’ll be writing on you from now on. Yes, you read that correctly, I’ll be writing ON you. How will I accomplish this exactly? I’ll leave it up to your imagination. Just make sure you pay attention to your grammar. Other than that, know that my voice turns boys into men, I eat humans, and I will correct your grammar (I don’t care if it is the internet!). If this post doesn’t come out right, oh well, I’m good with literature, not with computers.

Oh yea, just so everyone knows, Kuro is a snoodler.