OK, I walk into the dorm bathroom to do what a man does best in the bathroom that doesn’t involve his penis. So I walk into the stall, ready to leave a deuce, when I see a bunch of used toilet paper on the floor. Yes, used toilet paper on the fucking floor. Its not unheard of for foreigners, which my dorm has plenty, to throw toilet paper in the trash, which is still BEYOND gross but there was shit stained toilet paper on the damn floor. Seriously, what the fuck goes through peoples’ heads when they wipe their ass, and then just leave the toilet paper on the floor. I really hate people sometimes. Though, its not as bad as when people shit in already clogged toilets, but thats a story for another time.

So today I noticed a student at my school hadn’t been around, we’ll call her Jenn. I asked my friend “Carl” about Jenn, whom he doesn’t particularly like. He started laughing and had told me that Jenn was suspended, I naturally asked “why”? As it turns out, Jenn was one of the people that went on the recent washington DC trip. Apparently, she had found some 23 year old who lived in the area, on facebook, and invited him up to her hotel room. She proceeded to have sex with him for Booze, and at the end of the wonderful night, he jacked all of her and her friend’s shit. Needless to say, she got suspended, only three days mind you, but yeah. I thought you readers would find this a little entertaining.