I Shall Name You… Kickin’ It Straight Gangsta

In New Zealand recently, a judge ruled against parents naming children stupid names. The child in question was named Talula Does The Hula, and she was from Hawaii. After the judge ruled in her favor, he proceeded to yell at the parents (I exaggerate, of course), and set a precedence on child naming in New Zealand. Now children may not be named Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, he said. But others were allowed, including Number 16 Bus Shelter “and tragically, Violence,” he said.

What I want to know, is what would you name your child if you could name him/her anything?