Oh Holy Disc Bufferer

As some of you may know, last week, my PS2 pulled a dick move on me. I was playing Persona 3, you know, just about the best game ever ever, and all of the sudden my PS2 opens and my game just fires out. This is a slim model PS2 mind you. I oh shitted. I really oh shitted. Slowly, I picked up my disc, and looked. There were scratches, SCRATCHES, all over my dear Persona 3. I had spent 70$ on Persona 3, and I wasn’t going to find it again any cheaper. I almost started crying about this travesty. I tried using my computer teacher’s buffer, but it crapped out half way. The game started working again, but when I tried to go to Tartarus, the game kicked me in the balls and said “Haha, fuck you. No tartarus for you.”. I then tried the toothpaste deal, but it didn’t work. I thought all hope was lost, but then I remembered that I could buy my own disc buffer. I waited all week, and finally saturday night comes. I go to the FYE at the mall, bring the buffer up to the register, AND THE DAMN THING WASN’T ACCEPTING MY DEBIT CARD. MOTHER FUCKER. I was so scared that I wasn’t going to get the Disc Bufferer. After ten minutes of me staring at the retarded cash register man, I took my card and searched for an ATM. It was a hard search, as I had to battle both Pirates and Ninjas but in the end, I found the ATM of legend, got 60$, and bought that fucking bufferer.

The Bufferer worked, it fucking worked, Persona 3 is up at full capacity. After already working once, it repaired my badly damaged Guilty Gear XX as well. This Disc Bufferer is my hero, my fricken hero, and I just wanted to share this with you all.