I’ll save you the details on why this word came up in my conversations today, mainly to save myself from some humiliation, but here is the word of the day:

Snart- when one farts and sneezes at the same time, regardless of which causes which.

Usage: Dude, I was built up with so much pressure that I snarted!

Enjoy!

Hello all, this is your neighborhood (soon-to-be) English teacher Bakuryu. I spend the majority of my days on Youtube searching through comments for the most poorly written crap this side of the English language. As is the wont of an English teacher, I will try and correct the mistakes make by the author. Youtube English lesson after the jump

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It may be just me, but this picture seems a little racist… maybe.

Hello all! This is your resident soon-to-be English teacher Bakuryu letting you know that I’ll be writing on you from now on. Yes, you read that correctly, I’ll be writing ON you. How will I accomplish this exactly? I’ll leave it up to your imagination. Just make sure you pay attention to your grammar. Other than that, know that my voice turns boys into men, I eat humans, and I will correct your grammar (I don’t care if it is the internet!). If this post doesn’t come out right, oh well, I’m good with literature, not with computers.

Oh yea, just so everyone knows, Kuro is a snoodler.