Ok, This was a lie. Due to collective interests, Jerkpop will be shutting down.

Nis might become a fansubber, Tube hasn’t stopped touching himself since feburary, Cyber34 has lost his keyboard (and that was the only keyboard in the Ukraine), Gia has a new site and a social life, I have a social life and i’ll be traveling alot during the summer, Ebzero never gave a shit, and Bakuryu is getting fucked over.

I had a fun time with jerkpop, as did the others when it was going strong, but our time has passed. I’ll be said to shut things down, but its better than cranking out shit. Maybe someday jerkpop will start back up, but for now, we’ve finished. Its been a good experience for me, and maybe i’ll start other projects. Who knows? We’ll all still be in the Japanator IRC anyway.

Why I call this almost the end is that Jerkpop will have a proper send off. There will be our 20th and final podcast, and I’m going to try and have everyone that was on the first ever podcast “Episode 00″, on the final podcast.

To our readers: I’m sorry, and I thank you.

Scariest part? This isn’t even Troll. ok, maybe just a little…

Jerkpop has a great deal of inactivity lately. We didn’t even record a podcast this week. Rest assured the podcasts will continue, and i’ll atleast make the occasional post. We don’t really have many readers though so… would it make a difference if we just shut down? i don’t know.

I’m just posting this to get it out there folks.

According to Court Records, in Edgeworth’s upcomming game, Phoenix Wright will have no more of an appearance than a mere cameo. This is a travesty. I could handle Phoenix not being the main character in Ace Attourney 4, hell, AA4 ended up being the best of the games in my opinion, but.. no more than a cameo? WRIGHT DESERVES MORE THAN THIS! What the hell are the developers at capcom thinking? Edgeworth is quite awesome (though Godot and Klavier are even more so), but wouldn’t be anything without Wright. First with the 3d person investigations, 2nd with the No trials, 3rd with the no wright? Will Gyakuten Kenji even be a good game?

I feel like dying, just a little bit.

This video/song was spread around 4chan about a year ago, and to this day it remains as a QUALITY standard in musical achievement. Let me share it with you.

SORRY FOR THE NO UPDATENESS IN A FEW DAYS. Gia and myself were at comic con, and we are really the only ones that ever post these days, and we haven’t had the opportunity. Whatever though, we be jerkpopping all over tonight, so look foward to that. ANYWAY, HERE IS A POST.
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So today my school advisor took our group out to dinner tonight, at a nice japanese restaurant no less. That was all good fun. On the bus ride home, however, something very very weird happened. My friend Will was sitting in the back of the bus, and i was infront of him. To his side, which had no seats, he noticed there was a big red cooler. He opens it, looks down for a second, and proceeds to shut the thing. He tells me to go open it, and so I do. What I see… well I’ll just tell you. There, in the cooler, was about 4 inches of water, three soda cans floating around, and a fucking fish in a plastic bag, which had no water, and was FULL of air. This fish was twitching too, not sure if alive or dead, but all the ice melted long ago. A piece of my … youth was left in that fucking cooler.

So I’m sitting in my dorm room, just chilling right. I’ve gotten over TEH EVIL HAIR DYE FUMES OF CANCER, but I ended up not doing anything for physics yet… So in the midst of my lounging I pick up a pair of siscors that are on my desk for some unknown reason, and continue sitting around. A few minutes later, I feel a sharp pain on my leg… I looked down and there, looking back at me, was a two inch long slice, not deep, but still long. I noticed I had siscors in my hand still, and facepalmed.

Update: SHIT GUYS, I JUST NOTICED, THERES ANOTHER CUT RIGHT NEXT TO THIS ONE! Its less deep, but its also like… five inches long. What. the. Shit.

I just wanted to take a moment of time to list the various pains I’m in. I won’t explain how I acquired these injuries, but please know that I do have them, and the discomfort level is OVER 9000!

The underside of my right foot’s big toe is sliced into.
Splinter wound in my hand.
The area right below my right elbow has a good two inch scrape.
The “knuckle” of my left foot is scraped.
My right hip to the first half of my right ass cheek is moderately rug burned (or something of this effect).
I have a slight headache.
To finish off the list, best for last right? My knee is kinda fucked. The top half is not only scrapped so bad its completely red, there are maybe 6-8 little slash/ tear marks. The bottum half has four distinct tear marks and like.. a mild puncture wound thing… Its technically fine but it hurts whenever i move my knee.
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