Why, When I Was Your Age…

It seems that recently a child five years of age was able to sneak out of his preschool class, and venture on a journey that led to a Hooters. The temperature during his walk was over 100 degrees, and he crossed at least two major busy streets. He first stopped in a Pep Boys and stole some gum, and then proceeded to a local gas station to steal a tasty carbonated beverage. He then arrived at a Hooters where he was given a coloring book until the police arrived to return him to his father. They are now investigating the preschool.

It might just be me, but I see a serious problem in the fact that this kid stole gum and a beverage, and they are investigating his preschool instead of his living environment. Bitches best recognize that they are finger-painting in that school, not teaching a kid how to steal stuff and then go on a search for breast. Kid just misses his mom.