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Cyber34
Bakuyuru
Pigeon4
Stig-San
DarkCyder (Newcomer)

If any of you actually happened to listen to the latest episode, then you’d have noticed the awfully annoying delay Baku develops since he doesn’t know how to record properly. So we, the community took it upon ourselves to do another podcast a day or two later to help fulfill the mass demand for our show. I did all of the recording/editing (never have done audio editing before, but have quite a bit of video editing experience) so I hope it’s listenable. Wesly Willis is the wonderful man who brought you this episode’s music. Also, here’s the link dump.

Montauk Monster
German Family Using a Tank
Duke Nukem Trilogy / Burger Time Parody
Man Calls 911 Over Subway Sandwich

Jerkpop 2.0 Episode 0

“The Fail Episode”

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Kuro- The Loser

Bakuryu- The Asshole Psychic

Stig- The Normal One

Ebzero- Stig’s Girlfriend

AceOfClub5- The Quiet One

Well everyone, it took a while to get here, but we finally have the first episode of the Jerkpop revival. Unfortunately, as I mentioned in an earlier post, this is a fail episode. Nis wasn’t able to show up to the podcast, and Cyber fell asleep before the recording of the podcast, so I was left to record. My voice slowly get aheadof everyone else’s, and by the endof the episode, I am speaking around 3 seconds before anyone else. This makes me sound 1) Psychic, and 2) Like an asshole… which I am.  Regardless,if you can get past my voice, which iis the loudest one recorded, there is some good podcasting to be had. I won’t put up a minute by minute as I seriously don’t expect anyone to make it more than 20 minutes in to the episode. At the very end, for those either patient enough, or smart enough to skip ahead, there are some Arnold impersonations for your listening pleasure. Enjoy.

Hey there everyone. I apologize for not posting recently, but I’ve been in the midst of a move. Over the past two nights, we’ve recorded two podcasts, both of which will be coming your way soon. The first will be a fail episode in which the audio doesn’t sync up correctly, but it’s still good stuff. If you can get past my terrible voice, there is some good podcasting going on. The second episode is a re-recording, with a new group of people, but mostly the same questions, and awesome segues. Expect them sometime soon, whenever uploaders get around to it.

Just to steal a little from the site we all got together through, but to put ourselves below it still, I used a picture of a moth.

Yes, I speak of a podcast. Kuro will be leaving on a trip this Sunday, so I would like to get a revival podcast in before that, probably on Saturday (as I’ll be busy moving until then). I would like to place it around 10 PM EST, but my time is very flexible. What I need is to know who would be interested in participating, the time that would be best for you, and I would like for people to give us topics. What would you like us to talk about? Don’t worry, the Ponystars and Loldongs epics will be discussed.

Episode 13.2222:
The “We Can’t count” Episode

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Cast:
Sin - Nis’ good/evil twin
Kurono-K - Con boy
Stig-san - Did he ever talk…?
ebzero - Too damn quiet, bitch.
Cyber34 - Potato Meister
Axia - The convict.

No, there isn’t an error. Jerkpop now officially does their episode in decimals.

I am uberly tired from doing lots of homework and gaming today, so no run down list. Worry not, since this episode is very awesome.

Sonic smokes
Lulz to Uwe Boll
More Uwe Boll
GASP! Goku will die!? SHOCKER!
Urghhhfuuuuakfanekwjfa *barfing sound*
Top 10 characters people want to be. Including your mom.
Discovery channel? On our jerkpop!? MADNESS
Captain America Anatomy.
GET THESE MOTHERF***EN STRIPPERS OF THIS MOTHERF***EN TRAIN!

Episode 13:
The “Almost American” Episode

An image of gia if she was a he.

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Cast:
Nis - Non-American
Kurono-K - American Loli
Gia - Manly American
Bakuryu - Girly American Teacher
Ebzero - American Gamer

I know, I know. Our podcast has been a bit boring for the last few weeks. But fear not! For Jerkpop podcast is back in business! We might’ve lost Tube and Kuro has also been giving us the worst topics ever. This week, however, we have gia back and we also have Bakuryu, our resident english teacher to join us!

Oh, I forgot. There’s that ebzero too.

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00:00 Jerkpop: The teacher says…
01:38 Another public service announcement by Kuro!
08:00 SHIT! WE GOT A GIRL! (Or at least, Bakuryu does…)
14:00 CROTCH CANNON!
22:58 All guys have a canon fetish?
28:00 Bakuryu teaches a very important lesson.
37:40 BEST VERSION OF BIBLE EVER! Link
43:50 Supposedly Peanutmans quote…but we side tracked, too much.
49:00 gia and Kuro, hitting it up?
56:00 THE RETURN OF DONNA MEAT!
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Okay, so I know this was mentioned in the podcast but I can’t find where it was and I’m not about to listen to all of it just to put the link beside the topic. So here it is, the macbook condom link.

Episode 12:
The “Shit” Episode

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Cast:
Nis - Likes chicks.
Kurono-K - Hates chicks.
Cyber34 - Love binaries.
Stig-san - Hates talking.

Ever wondered to yourself…Wtf am I doing? This is definately what I feel about our podcasts nowadays.

Ignore what Kuro’s so call “Public Service Announcement” in the beginning, he’s just annoyed at creatures with vaginas atm.

I am also a bit busy this week, so as you can see, very crappy rundown and I’m just going to put down the links below like below.
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00:00 Opening of this episode and Kuro’s Public Service announcement, could be ignored.
54:10 A very end of this very bad episode.
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Let’s kill the teacher!
P4! Woo~
Science has given us…beastality.
Japanese teachers has illegal porn.(Wtf is illegal porn? Aside from CP)
Hottest oldman you’ll ever see
Random funny picutres
Video of Japanese people, having air sex, (like air guitar, but hotter)
Things to do when you are bored
Awesome cosplay #1
Awesome cosplay #2
Must have item from ebay! French Fry!
World smallest midget.
Baby with two face
Alionic hair dye
Things you never knew the names for.

Episode 10:
The “there are things in the world that even gia wouldn’t have sex with” Episode

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Cast:
Nis - Huh?
Kurono-K - Guh?
Cyber34 - Fuh?
Gia - Desu~

WE FINALLY REACH TWO DIGIT EPISODES! Other then that, short list of cast this week, Tube is still MIA and we couldn’t get anyone else on because we fail like that. But at least gia is back! Yay!

All hail gia!

Oh, and for the sake of simplicity. From now on, I will put the link beside the topic of the breakdown below. Also, I tried to let my computer trim the podcast for me, so some of them sound a bit fruity. Sorry about that =P.
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01:45 We start the show…with Vodka, again…
04:43 #1 thing gia wouldn’t have sex with: Dolls!Link 1 Link #2
10:50 Tennis ball up the skirt…wha!?
14:10 Where is our Tube!?
17:08 Vampire Knight talk…aka, gia and Kuro goes off in their own little world. Link
19:16 Futanari vampires. Link(Very NSFW)
27:22 Ibaraki shopping mall stabbity stabb!Link 1 Link 2
31:56 Penis quote of the weak
34:36 Operation Reconnect Link
37:35 Rocket girl…durrrrrrrrr Link
41:30 MyFace! Link
49:00 We talk about gia’s potential boyfriend! Link
57:45 Listener Questions.
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Episode 09:
The “Please don’t listen to this” Episode

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Cast:
Nis - Failure #1
Kurono-K - Failure #2
Cyber34 - Failure #3
Stig-san - Failure #4
Ebzero - Failure #5
Liam - Guest Failure

Another episode where we start off really good and then takes a sudden dive midway. So we are sorry about how boring it might be near the end if you decide to listen to this the whole way through. (Such a positive salesmen, aren’t I?)

00:04 We got extra people we don’t care about in our show!
00:21 Kuro’s daily fix of fail.
02:16 Let’s bash on Tube some more because he isn’t here!
08:15 We need a forum? Yes? No? (Btw, please tell us if you want or not want a jerkpop forum)
13:15 Kuro VS Scientology. Kuro fails.
22:17 Penis Quote of the Weak
30:05 POCKY TALK!
34:50 New Otaku Debate: Who fails more? John? Gia? Our answer is…Kimmy!
41:08 TRAP WAR!
49:45 Kuro…KURO! STOP GIVING US HARUHI CHARTS!
54:10 Cyber is a 2d, robotic communist who shoots potatoes!
59:15 After 11 episodes, Kuro thinks the Asian is the Ukrainian…
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Links for this week’s show!

Liam’s computer case.
Nis’ Pocky and Pretz box collection
We compare who has the best trap! #1
We compare who has the best trap! #2
We compare who has the best trap! #3
We compare who has the best trap! #4
We compare who has the best trap! #5
We compare who has the best trap! #6
We compare who has the best trap! #7
We compare who has the best trap! #8
We compare who has the best trap! #8
More Haruhi versions debate wtf whatever
Jack Thompson advocates child molestation

Episode 08:
The “Nis got too lazy to edit” Uncut Episode

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Cast:
Nis - Lazy bastard
Kurono-K - Im in ur pantry, stealing ur fuuds
TubeOxen - Tubeoxen #1
Cyber34 - Poor bastard
Skuj - TubeOxen #2
Female - Random female voice

Things been happening up and down this week, so I haven’t got time to edit till today but I was too lazy to…so guess what I did? Yes, that’s right. I didn’t edit at all, just took pretty much everything from the recording and shoved it in. Though I felt a bit bad for not doing any work, so I shoved in a massive amount of random BGM from random OST. Hope you enjoy it despite the lack of editting!

Note: We really don’t know who that random female voice in the background is.

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00:00 Things we talk about BEFORE the show!
20:10 We finally started the show!
90:04 Things we talk about after the show!
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Links for this week’s show!

Only in Russian…
Two Year old boy with constant hard-on
Bacon cups!