Episode 13.2222:
The “We Can’t count” Episode

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Cast:
Sin - Nis’ good/evil twin
Kurono-K - Con boy
Stig-san - Did he ever talk…?
ebzero - Too damn quiet, bitch.
Cyber34 - Potato Meister
Axia - The convict.

No, there isn’t an error. Jerkpop now officially does their episode in decimals.

I am uberly tired from doing lots of homework and gaming today, so no run down list. Worry not, since this episode is very awesome.

Sonic smokes
Lulz to Uwe Boll
More Uwe Boll
GASP! Goku will die!? SHOCKER!
Urghhhfuuuuakfanekwjfa *barfing sound*
Top 10 characters people want to be. Including your mom.
Discovery channel? On our jerkpop!? MADNESS
Captain America Anatomy.
GET THESE MOTHERF***EN STRIPPERS OF THIS MOTHERF***EN TRAIN!

Episode 13:
The “Almost American” Episode

An image of gia if she was a he.

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Cast:
Nis - Non-American
Kurono-K - American Loli
Gia - Manly American
Bakuryu - Girly American Teacher
Ebzero - American Gamer

I know, I know. Our podcast has been a bit boring for the last few weeks. But fear not! For Jerkpop podcast is back in business! We might’ve lost Tube and Kuro has also been giving us the worst topics ever. This week, however, we have gia back and we also have Bakuryu, our resident english teacher to join us!

Oh, I forgot. There’s that ebzero too.

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00:00 Jerkpop: The teacher says…
01:38 Another public service announcement by Kuro!
08:00 SHIT! WE GOT A GIRL! (Or at least, Bakuryu does…)
14:00 CROTCH CANNON!
22:58 All guys have a canon fetish?
28:00 Bakuryu teaches a very important lesson.
37:40 BEST VERSION OF BIBLE EVER! Link
43:50 Supposedly Peanutmans quote…but we side tracked, too much.
49:00 gia and Kuro, hitting it up?
56:00 THE RETURN OF DONNA MEAT!
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Okay, so I know this was mentioned in the podcast but I can’t find where it was and I’m not about to listen to all of it just to put the link beside the topic. So here it is, the macbook condom link.

Episode 12:
The “Shit” Episode

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Cast:
Nis - Likes chicks.
Kurono-K - Hates chicks.
Cyber34 - Love binaries.
Stig-san - Hates talking.

Ever wondered to yourself…Wtf am I doing? This is definately what I feel about our podcasts nowadays.

Ignore what Kuro’s so call “Public Service Announcement” in the beginning, he’s just annoyed at creatures with vaginas atm.

I am also a bit busy this week, so as you can see, very crappy rundown and I’m just going to put down the links below like below.
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00:00 Opening of this episode and Kuro’s Public Service announcement, could be ignored.
54:10 A very end of this very bad episode.
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Let’s kill the teacher!
P4! Woo~
Science has given us…beastality.
Japanese teachers has illegal porn.(Wtf is illegal porn? Aside from CP)
Hottest oldman you’ll ever see
Random funny picutres
Video of Japanese people, having air sex, (like air guitar, but hotter)
Things to do when you are bored
Awesome cosplay #1
Awesome cosplay #2
Must have item from ebay! French Fry!
World smallest midget.
Baby with two face
Alionic hair dye
Things you never knew the names for.

Episode 10:
The “there are things in the world that even gia wouldn’t have sex with” Episode

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Cast:
Nis - Huh?
Kurono-K - Guh?
Cyber34 - Fuh?
Gia - Desu~

WE FINALLY REACH TWO DIGIT EPISODES! Other then that, short list of cast this week, Tube is still MIA and we couldn’t get anyone else on because we fail like that. But at least gia is back! Yay!

All hail gia!

Oh, and for the sake of simplicity. From now on, I will put the link beside the topic of the breakdown below. Also, I tried to let my computer trim the podcast for me, so some of them sound a bit fruity. Sorry about that =P.
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01:45 We start the show…with Vodka, again…
04:43 #1 thing gia wouldn’t have sex with: Dolls!Link 1 Link #2
10:50 Tennis ball up the skirt…wha!?
14:10 Where is our Tube!?
17:08 Vampire Knight talk…aka, gia and Kuro goes off in their own little world. Link
19:16 Futanari vampires. Link(Very NSFW)
27:22 Ibaraki shopping mall stabbity stabb!Link 1 Link 2
31:56 Penis quote of the weak
34:36 Operation Reconnect Link
37:35 Rocket girl…durrrrrrrrr Link
41:30 MyFace! Link
49:00 We talk about gia’s potential boyfriend! Link
57:45 Listener Questions.
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Episode 09:
The “Please don’t listen to this” Episode

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Cast:
Nis - Failure #1
Kurono-K - Failure #2
Cyber34 - Failure #3
Stig-san - Failure #4
Ebzero - Failure #5
Liam - Guest Failure

Another episode where we start off really good and then takes a sudden dive midway. So we are sorry about how boring it might be near the end if you decide to listen to this the whole way through. (Such a positive salesmen, aren’t I?)

00:04 We got extra people we don’t care about in our show!
00:21 Kuro’s daily fix of fail.
02:16 Let’s bash on Tube some more because he isn’t here!
08:15 We need a forum? Yes? No? (Btw, please tell us if you want or not want a jerkpop forum)
13:15 Kuro VS Scientology. Kuro fails.
22:17 Penis Quote of the Weak
30:05 POCKY TALK!
34:50 New Otaku Debate: Who fails more? John? Gia? Our answer is…Kimmy!
41:08 TRAP WAR!
49:45 Kuro…KURO! STOP GIVING US HARUHI CHARTS!
54:10 Cyber is a 2d, robotic communist who shoots potatoes!
59:15 After 11 episodes, Kuro thinks the Asian is the Ukrainian…
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Links for this week’s show!

Liam’s computer case.
Nis’ Pocky and Pretz box collection
We compare who has the best trap! #1
We compare who has the best trap! #2
We compare who has the best trap! #3
We compare who has the best trap! #4
We compare who has the best trap! #5
We compare who has the best trap! #6
We compare who has the best trap! #7
We compare who has the best trap! #8
We compare who has the best trap! #8
More Haruhi versions debate wtf whatever
Jack Thompson advocates child molestation

Episode 08:
The “Nis got too lazy to edit” Uncut Episode

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Cast:
Nis - Lazy bastard
Kurono-K - Im in ur pantry, stealing ur fuuds
TubeOxen - Tubeoxen #1
Cyber34 - Poor bastard
Skuj - TubeOxen #2
Female - Random female voice

Things been happening up and down this week, so I haven’t got time to edit till today but I was too lazy to…so guess what I did? Yes, that’s right. I didn’t edit at all, just took pretty much everything from the recording and shoved it in. Though I felt a bit bad for not doing any work, so I shoved in a massive amount of random BGM from random OST. Hope you enjoy it despite the lack of editting!

Note: We really don’t know who that random female voice in the background is.

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00:00 Things we talk about BEFORE the show!
20:10 We finally started the show!
90:04 Things we talk about after the show!
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Links for this week’s show!

Only in Russian…
Two Year old boy with constant hard-on
Bacon cups!

Episode 07:
The “Will it blend?” Episode

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Cast:
Nis - Still alive.
Ebzero - Liar with a very quiet mic. I tried fixing it as best as I could with after-production but I couldn’t.
Kurono-K - Very obsessed with gia’s sex life.
TubeOxen - Plays way too much eroge.
Cyber34 - “Ah Mother Land!”
giapet - Finally has her apartment.

For the sake of your ears, we decided to NOT sing the opening and ending themes this week. (Yea, sorry about last week. We were well aware of how painful it must’ve been for your ears.)

I would also like to point out, despite of popular believe, we (jerkpop) does not harm or blend loli or girls or babies or any sort of human being.

P.S.: I’m slacking on the run-down this time, busy.
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00:00 Disclaimer!
01:00 Kuro is way too obsessed with gia’s sex life.
09:15 Two big news for anime fans!
26:30 Ukraine is really poor, too poor.
38:20 Once again, we start our eroge talk…
51:20 Cosplay porn, hell ya! (and of course, Kuro hates it.)
64:00 ebzero LIES
67:00 Tentacle talks…>_>;
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Links for this week’s show!

TMA cosplay porn(NSFW)
Cyber posted a link about making Obama looking more black.

By they way guys, podcasts are updated weekly. So be sure to check out the podcast tab above!

Episode 06:
The “Nis and his computer are both sick, but your ears will certainly bleed anyway” Episode

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Cast:
Nis - The patient
Ebzero - That guy
Kurono-K - That failure
TubeOxen - That very slow talking guy.
Sigue - The Doctor
GodLen - That Japanator guy.

Sometimes, I wonder who actually reads this post or do they just go straight for the link.

We finally got godlen on our podcast after doing 8 of these, and he pays more attention to dynasty warriors than us. T_T About this episode, I appear to be jumping everyone else’s line and sometimes it would sound like I am responding before they even say anything. That’s because my computer has caught my sickness when I was recording this episode and I apologize for my computer’s misconduct.

One more note before we start this podcast, I would highly recommand everyone to NOT listen to the songs of this podcast, because they WILL make your ears bleed…significantly.

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03:43 Please skip here to avoid your ears bleeding.
06:03 Peanutmans typing made me get a tumor.
12:30 GODLEN JOINS US!
18:24 Len starts crying in the shower after missing our recording last week
27:10 ebzero: OBJECTION! I would like to present the BearForce1 clip to court.
39:00 Kuso Miso Technique…what? Kuro’s reading of the week.
45:00 The earth is flat…not.
57:00 Three hours movie of screaming and powering up.
63:00 IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!
70:13 Addicted to oxygen.
81:35 Please stop listening here if you don’t want your ears to bleed
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Links for this week’s show!

Kuso Miso Technique. It’s somewhat disturbing, don’t say I didn’t warn ya.
The picture of Kuro’s reading. (NSFW)
Earth is flat topic.

First and foremost, I would like to welcome you to JerkPop, formerly known as JIRCPUOPOIRCCW (The Japanator IRC Podcast, The Unofficial Official Podcast of the Official IRC Channel of the Website). Nis and Kurono-K seemed to be having a competition to see who could write the best introductory post so I jumped in to write one myself. I am TubeOxen, quite possibly the slowest talker that you’ll ever hear on a podcast. In all honesty, all I really do for this podcast is sit along the sidelines and wait for an opportunity to throw in my stupid comments, like a predator stalking it’s prey (Although if I were to be more accurate, like a sloth, hanging on the branch just waiting to move my arm a couple more inches).

I would love to say that I was one of the people who came up with the idea to start this podcast, but in reality none of this would have happened if it were not for the porn bots of the Japanator forums. This is where it all started. Now, almost a month and a half after our first recording we have 4 episodes recorded, a special Valentine’s Day episode, and a spanking new website (Thanks to Gia Manry, the notable anime critic, manga expert and Latex-Pumpkin Headed, many-gasmask wearing, Ruthless Pornbot which is covered with tattoos of the phrase “Yarr Plunder” who attacks people with cold hard facts from her 4-dimensional “pocket.”).

Thanks for reading my post. Hopefully I didn’t ramble on for too long. Special thanks go out to Sigue, everyone’s favorite Manitoban.

By the way, the pic is unrelated.

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Hello to poor souls who have traveled through the vast interweb world and ended up on our site! I am your host for the podcast and one of the poster for this blog, Nis.

If you already know what getting yourselves into when you came to this site, good for you! If not, giapet has made a little introduction over at the “wtf?” tab on the top there (and in case you can’t find that button or too lazy to click…)

Welcome to JerkPop, the bloggity blog blog home of…Jerk Pop. Which is short for JIRCPUOPOIRCCW. Which stands for the Japanator Internet Relay Chat Podcast: the Unofficial Official Podcast Of the Internet Relay Chat Channel of the Website.

In other words, a bunch of crazy-ass people from #japanator on irc.irchighway.net (which is the official IRC channel of the website Japanator) get together once a week and dish on pop culture, their lives, and whatever else we feel like. It tends to involve a lot of anime and porn.

Note that this site is in NO way officially related to Japanator. We don’t take credit for their shit and they don’t get to take credit for ours! But we do love them. They’re good peoples. …

So if you want to see what this whole Japanator thing is about, it’s basically a blog about Japan culture and other crazy stuff like that. Head on over there to check it out.

So far there has already been four episodes (including a special episode for valentine’s day) done for this podcast. I hope to put them up soon, or if you head over to this post on the Japanator Forums to download them without having to wait for me to mess around with all the ftp and get it on to the blog.

That’s pretty much it for now! I’m not sure where exactly we’d be going with this podcast and site, but I sure hope YOU will continue to support us!

Nis