Is It A Sin To Want These?

It was Topless Robot (with delicious news on the long-discussed, never-sold Goonies sequel) who turned my attention to these Goonies-themed sneakers from Puma.

Now, Puma is not a brand I’m generally likely to wear in the first place. And, come on, sneakers? Am I some kind of six-year-old or something?

Apparently the answer is yes, because some deep, dark, sad, Goonies-deprived part of me screams: OH GOD YES! Mostly because they come in a drawstring pirate bag, which I bet I would use more than the actual shoes. And they’ll probably be stupidly expensive when they go on sale in December, too. Phooey!