Kuro rants about Jonas

Ok so The Jonas Brothers. We all know how popular they are now. Disney wanted Hannah Montana in boy band form, thus The Jonas Brothers were born. I think Walter is convulsing in his grave. I don’t understand why every girl between the ages of 9 and Fuck You loves them. I also don’t understand why they love Destiny Hope Cyrus, its not Miley damnit, so much either. Honestly, is there a single person with a penis out there that likes either?

Anywho, I’ve never actually heard their music, maybe their as talented as The Beatles (or Miyavi for you Weeaboo types, though Miyavi might be a more accurate comparison). They are mega popular, which also reminds me, there is a percent of people out there that absolutely hate The Jonas Brothers. Infact, some even call them the “Homo Brothers”. God, how phucking clever. I don’t hate The Jonas Brothers though, why should I? Infact, I have a different theory about them all together. I think Hanson got some plastic surgery, dyed and cut their hair, and Viola! The Jonas Brothers.