Best news site ever.

You see that video? It looks almost like a real television news story, doesn’t it? This is a video from The Onion quite possibly the greatest source of news on the face of the Earth. Of course, it’s fake. Most of it is fake at least. The background with the funky wall of monitors and special effects, all of that is fake. The stories on the other hand are 100% real.

That was a lie. I’m sorry. Unless you believe in conspiracy theories, then it wasn’t.

But in all honesty, these days when ill-informed people freak out over stupid small things like a short sex scene in a video game that is no worse than what can be seen on any regular TV station, you’re probably getting more reliable news from the people who are flat out faking the story rather than the people who are paid to report real world events.